You might have noticed that we’ve had a week of video content, with something new up each night. Or to be specific, a video from Monday through to Thursday. That’s my latest initiative here, as I’ve been wanting to grow our library with content that stretches across gaming, comics and cool stuff in general. Unfortunately, my Friday idea of Sexy Darryn Time Adventures has been denied by the boss. Blerry Philistine.
In Other News: These samurai look good, this ninja is all about pizza, more Witcher 3 peeks in the future, Uncharted should be remastered and get your pirate action on this week.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy splicing single frames of roosters into my videos.
News
Now this is how you delay a game
Sonic Jump Fever has spread to iOS and Google Play
This is what Samurai Warriors looks like on PS4
Battlefest starts this weekend with bonus Battlefield 4 XP
You can get Alien: Isolation’s awesome pre-order DLC after launch
Uncharted is a good candidate for a PS4 remaster
Assassin’s Creed Pirates is free all this week
New The Witcher 3 demo confirmed for Comic Con
Stuff
PR stunt involves a thousand women installing a PC game
When will the game industry’s representation of women change?
Map of 6000 Street Fighter players show where they live and who they use
Videos
Alien: Isolation – Pre-order trailer
Epigenesis – Release date trailer
Ninja Pizza Girl – Debut trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Darryn Lynn Bousman talks Apex – Balls to the wall 1980s action
Abradabra! SyFy is adapting Lev Grossman’s The Magicians
Don’t cross the streams in this 30th anniversary trailer for Ghostbusters
Guillermo Del Toro talks Pacific Rim: The Animated Series
New movies out today – Angry apes and lurve troubles
The light will always follow the darkness in this trailer for Unbroken
Here are your nominations for the 66th primetime Emmy awards
Model: Brittani Jayde
Last Updated: July 11, 2014
JHN
July 11, 2014 at 16:04
Nipple! you go Darryn!
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 11, 2014 at 16:05
How about Sexy Darryn Tea Time Adventures? We can have scones.
FoXTiSiTY
July 11, 2014 at 16:06
Whoa nipple! First time! Yeah!!
Dutch Matrix
July 11, 2014 at 16:06
And so Lazygamer is now a porn site. Well done D!
Dutch approved. The Boss not so much…
Matewis Jubilai
July 11, 2014 at 16:07
if that was unintentional 😉
Lardus-Resident Perve
July 11, 2014 at 16:09
Dude, you are actually showing nipple in the ION picture! Not that I mind, and she is lovely but that’s just me being a pervert. Fix for the non-perverted people amongst us, lest the “you are exploiting females” brigade see it!
HvR - Still dislikes Random.or
July 11, 2014 at 16:38
http://media.giphy.com/media/Vkp96Z8Lm7fJm/giphy.gif
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
July 11, 2014 at 17:11
What you did there, I see
Mossel
July 11, 2014 at 16:10
Woohoo!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTs4MU6dpf66fKcqKo07haUe9jzmq2x8r8suHuA8xwf4X0nxCHE
Anon A Mouse
July 11, 2014 at 16:11
Ohh someone messed up the photoshop. Who was it? Sandy or Mindy?
Dutch Matrix
July 11, 2014 at 16:13
In Darryn’s defence: He did Photoshop that nipple away, but it is so cold that sucker popped right back up there!
The D
July 11, 2014 at 16:22
In my other defence, I am a tired tit. Should be PG now.
Matewis Jubilai
July 11, 2014 at 16:23
curious choice of words 😀
Dutch Matrix
July 11, 2014 at 16:24
I see you made breast sorry best of a bad stituation…
Anon A Mouse
July 11, 2014 at 16:25
Nipped and tucked very well @Darryn_Bonthuys:disqus
Lardus-Resident Perve
July 11, 2014 at 16:35
Brilliant!
Matewis Jubilai
July 11, 2014 at 16:20
Damn, 30 years already?
Ryanza
July 11, 2014 at 17:05
titillating
Brian Murphy
July 11, 2014 at 18:58
Here’s another reason to hate Apple, and be glad that Steve Jobs is pushing up the daisies:
http://pando.com/2014/07/10/revealed-emails-court-docs-show-how-sony-stood-up-to-steve-jobs-and-pixars-wage-fixing-cartel/
Greedy wage fixing fucks. I’m still surprised the Steve Jobs estate didn’t charge an entrance fee to his funeral, or that it wasn’t part of his last will and testament.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 11, 2014 at 19:54
Corporations’ ethics statements aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on. The higher you go the worse it gets.
Brian Murphy
July 11, 2014 at 20:05
Oh I’m well aware, but the ridiculous fawning over Steve Jobs, ignores the fact that he treated the rest of the world like they owed him something, because Microsoft fucked him once upon a time. Total and complete piece of shit, imo.