Geoff is gone, gone I tell you! Which means I get to wax lyrical about one of my favorite foods – lobster. Don’t give me any of that lobster thermidor or what have you, it’s all about having the clean pure taste of steamed or boiled lobster, served with some lemon and melted butter. That succulent, rich taste of the sea delivered in the smooth texture of lobster; it’s no wonder I could easily eat eight pounds of the stuff and still be ready for more.
In other other news, we were informed that our beloved Admiral Chief Erwin was in a bike accident. Here’re our seven virtual hugs and hopes for a speedy recovery.
In Other News: Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to give a new map? Fahlout Fawr was planned before Skyrim and must include clam chowder, game dev haven’t been paid and videos to ruin your childhood.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy sending Sandy to Germany via Beijing.
News
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XCOM 2 Exclusive Class Reveal: The Sharpshooter
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SPIDER-MAN writers John Francis Daley and Jonathan M. Goldstein discuss Spidey’s humour
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Horrible Bosses’ Seth Gordon to direct BAYWATCH with Dwayne Johnson!
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Last Updated: July 28, 2015
Umar
July 28, 2015 at 16:02
Wow, get well soon Admiral!!!!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:16
He messaged me this morning. I think he’s just faking it. FAKING A BROKEN COLLARBONE I TELL YOU!
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:17
Broken collarbone? No way in hell you fake one of those. My dad broke his also on a bike. He’s a tough guy my dad. He even cried a bit, my dad…
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:18
I’ve welcomed Admiral to the (small) circle of bikers who have survived crashes.
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:20
Yeah man. I know this sounds grimm and retarded, but the human body is a fragile thing. Especially when you be on a bike.
Sad thing is, I do not know how to ride a bike
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:22
Yea man. I hear you. I didn’t get off well at all after my crash. Had to have my left hand rehabilitated (and had to learn how to play the guitar again from scratch). I’ve ridden a few bikes again, but I’ve been putting my money into cars instead now.
Regarding you not knowing how to ride a bike…there are few things as wonderful as riding a bike. But I’ve always been more of a car guy. 🙂
Sageville
July 28, 2015 at 16:38
I drive a car.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:39
LOL
I do too now
Sageville
July 28, 2015 at 16:41
Haven’t fell once…touch wood.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:44
😀
DragonSpirit009
July 28, 2015 at 16:27
Real nice of you!! Need more people like you!
Hammersteyn
July 28, 2015 at 16:36
Two types of bikers I’m afraid. Those who’ve fallen and those who are yet to fall. Incidentally i’d like to own a bike one day.
Hammersteyn
July 28, 2015 at 16:19
I hope the bakkie that hit him is okay
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:19
Admiral probably tried to correct the grammar on his bumper sticker when he got hit.
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:20
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Sounds like our Admiral allright!
Umar
July 28, 2015 at 17:55
Shame man lol i know he has kak taste in games but i really hope he gets better soon <3
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 29, 2015 at 09:50
LOL
Lord Chaos
July 28, 2015 at 16:05
Hope to see you back soon Admiral.
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:08
NO!!!! NOT THE ADMIRAL!!!!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:16
This is your one chance to misspell EVERYTHING!
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:17
WUT YOO MEEN EVREETING?
Lord Chaos
July 28, 2015 at 16:22
Only “Everything”? What about the other words?
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:22
YUU cAnm isspel tHosE 2oo
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:23
Yous can mispel all de wordz you liakes
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:23
That was very difficult to write, I’ll be honest
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:24
eye now wut yuu meen
Lord Chaos
July 28, 2015 at 16:24
This is not going to end well.
Like poking a bear with a sore paw.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:24
“Stop poking yourself!”
Oh, wait, not poke him WITH his own paw. I get it.
Lord Chaos
July 28, 2015 at 16:25
I suppose you could try and do that as well…
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:26
That’s like trying to turn Emperor Trevor’s insult on himself, it can only end badly.
Sageville
July 28, 2015 at 16:39
*you’re
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:39
XD
Hammersteyn
July 28, 2015 at 16:10
Get well soon @Admiral_Chief:disqus…
DragonSpirit009
July 28, 2015 at 16:28
Seems like everyone is going on about the grammar today! It’s freaking me out!
Hammersteyn
July 28, 2015 at 16:35
Our spellchecker got injured. Grammar mistakes will be abound
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:36
Oh they always are abound. We just won’t haeve him here to correct them. 😛
Sageville
July 28, 2015 at 16:40
Feels like the onnie just left the classroom.
DragonSpirit009
July 28, 2015 at 16:49
Ah I see… we have an issue like that here as well. So we have a lot of freelancers at work today!
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:10
Lemme tell you about lobster. One girl I dated, her dad was a policeman. He was called to Durban harbour. Body was found. Lifted that badly decayed corpse out of the water.
Covered in Lobsters.
Reidroc
July 28, 2015 at 16:12
So you had lobsters for dinner?
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:12
No. the corpse.
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:12
So you’re a lobster.
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:14
Only in that disturbed mind of yours. And hey! I don’t want to be some feature in that perverted mind of yours when you be a whacking off to a picture of a lobster.
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:16
Please read the first 3 posts in this conversation again. Pay particular attention to Reidroc’s reply, and your reply to him. Read it out aloud.
You yourself said that you’re a lobster. Proof is there, in plain english.
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:18
You are clearly a dimwit! And I shall not entertain your poofy argument any further. XD
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:19
Alright corpse eater. You do your thang then. 😛
Hammersteyn
July 28, 2015 at 16:19
He’s not a lobster, he’s a Zoidberg
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:20
I AM A MATRIX! AND A DUTCH ONE AT THAT!
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:21
So Dutch Matrix is code for “Zoidberg Lobsterface”…. Got it.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:23
*makes a note*
Hammersteyn
July 28, 2015 at 17:06
What about Trevor?
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:22
Ok. I probably don’t want to know, but what the hell.
What’s a Zoidberg? O_o
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:23
Oh my gods! You do not know what a Zoidberg is? Please. Leave the planet now and rid us of your stupidity.
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:24
Do you read what you type? Seriously. I’m not the stupid one.
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:25
You are right. Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people! Go Google Futurama… (Never said I never taught you nothing.)
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:29
Oh. Futurama. Literally one of the stupidest shows. (No, I’m not even kidding – it’s so freaking dumb). That’ll explain why I don’t know about it. Yeah. I’m not surprised you love it though.
Hammersteyn
July 28, 2015 at 16:37
We differ so very very much you and I
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:43
I am grateful. Not that there’s anything wrong with you. But I am grateful to be uniquely clued.
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
July 28, 2015 at 17:35
You called? I think there might be something wrong with your taste glands, it’s the only logical explanation as to why Dr. Zoidberg needs to respond to a call…
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:24
Whoopwoophwooopwoopwoop!
Hammersteyn
July 28, 2015 at 16:27
Not a fan of Futurama?
http://cdn.instructables.com/FVZ/OO6C/H7ANSLLA/FVZOO6CH7ANSLLA.LARGE.jpg
Pariah
July 28, 2015 at 16:29
Read my response to Dumb Matrix Lobsterface below. Nice pic of him trying to be smart btw.
Hammersteyn
July 28, 2015 at 16:35
😛
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:17
Last Meal gone bad.
HvR
July 28, 2015 at 16:27
They crawl on the bottom underneath rocks with small mouths, lobsters and crabs eat all the shit the fish won’t.
DragonSpirit009
July 28, 2015 at 16:29
I’ve experienced this once!
Reidroc
July 28, 2015 at 16:11
The Admiral needs a Swallow potion.
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:12
Nope. He needs a good strong medkit!
Dutch Matrix
July 28, 2015 at 16:15
Or a good application of Medi-gel
Sageville
July 28, 2015 at 16:42
Pfft, he just needs to toughen-the-fuck-up…. as my dad would say.
DragonSpirit009
July 28, 2015 at 16:19
Get well Admiral!
HvR
July 28, 2015 at 16:28
Get well Admiral
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 28, 2015 at 16:29
Can we give Admiral Chief the comment of the week for not commenting? 😛
Jac7
July 28, 2015 at 16:47
Chieeeeef!!!! Get better, mate 😉
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
July 28, 2015 at 17:38
I really hope the admiral is Ok, reattaching the collarbone to the hip is a really difficult task… Get well Admiral, your ship is docked in Skillege
The D
July 28, 2015 at 19:16
Get well soon EK. Broken bones ain;t fun yo. Now to form a posse of LG readers so that we can go revenge the car that did this to you. Metal Gear Erwin: REVENGEANCE!
Deceased
July 29, 2015 at 11:08
Using the word “Bae” is bad and you should feel bad 🙁