It’s here, Friday is finally here. This has been one hell of a week with half our team living it up in LA while Geoff and I slog away to keep you all entertained… okay that’s a lie I also took off half the week so Geoff did virtually everything by himself. Hell it’s like a Chinese sweatshop in the office this week.
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It’s been an odd week with Darryn being away as Geoff and I have had to help out with the ION work and as such the ladies have been very different.
I can’t actually pick a winner so I’m going to go with the class of Barbara Palvin that Geoff picked
AND the red blooded awesomeness that is Kate Upton
Worst Story
Being E3 week it really is difficult to find a bad story with so much great news coming out. However there was a lot of news we didn’t see for one reason or another and that is why E3 2014: No Shows wins our worst story of the week.
Best Story
As before the amount of good news was incredible this week so choosing the very best is difficult. But since we’ve given them so much flak over the last year it is only fair that we give it to Microsoft for finally announcing a local release date and price.
And at R6299 Microsoft are going to be entering the local market at a very competitive price point. It will be interesting to see exactly how many units Microsoft sells to locals on the 23rd of September.
Most Comments
Well we never expected this one, yesterday we posted up a video that was about to go live for Konami. It was meant to start at mid day but they had issues and by 12:45 it finally started and after that hugely long wait we found out it was all in Japanese.
And the comments exploded with Hai, hai, hai, hai… HAIIIIIII… an incredible 268 times with some real words scattered about for fun… a good time was had by all.. Hai!
Least Comments
In what was a bit of an odd week the least comments goes to Matty Fig who got absolutely nothing on his post about The Crew. But to be fair he posted tons of articles all through the night with the conferences so people didn’t have time to comment.
Batman of the Week
And the he does it again by decimating all of us with his super Batman skills and nearly hitting 50% of all reads this week.
Congrats Geoff, I guess.
Header Image of the Week
Like any of us had time to make cool header images this week, so in light of that I’m stealing this award with my perfect video capture to make Grant Hinds, Zoe Hawkins and Darryn Bonthuys all look like blithering idiots in one picture.
Comment of the Week
There were so many great comments this week that I simply couldn’t pick a winner until I saw this one which was posted in the article where Phil Spencer tells us why to buy a Xbox One.
It’s from last year’s conference but it is hilarious, thanks OVG
Or if you wanted something recent then you can always go join into the ridiculous Hai threads
Last Updated: June 13, 2014
Jonah Cash
June 13, 2014 at 12:34
You are still spelling it wrong, they said Haai!!! I am Afrikaans so I know the difference 🙂
And a pic for everyone that missed the best article ever yesterday with the Konami “reveal”….
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 13, 2014 at 12:36
Love it!
Jonah Cash
June 13, 2014 at 12:37
That top left one is just great!! He looks seriously happy to be here!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 13, 2014 at 12:40
Now I’m laughing at that all over again.
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 13, 2014 at 12:36
HAI
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 12:36
HAI
Sith JJ
June 13, 2014 at 13:50
I maintain that that was the best article.
Hai!
Rince&exhale
June 13, 2014 at 13:55
I HAI that!
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 14:08
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
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Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 13, 2014 at 12:36
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Viking Of Science
June 13, 2014 at 12:37
I can’t believe I completely missed the HAI-train….
Jonah Cash
June 13, 2014 at 12:38
It was crazy, the comments were insanely funny. I was laughing out loud for almost 30 minutes!!!
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 12:38
HAI
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 13, 2014 at 12:46
HAAI
Sith JJ
June 13, 2014 at 13:55
Hai!
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 13, 2014 at 12:50
Ek wil nog steeds weet wat de Hai was dit met daardie oranje dansers wat rondval
Jonah Cash
June 13, 2014 at 12:51
Ek dink nie hulle weet wat DIT was nie!!
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 13, 2014 at 12:53
Het iemand dit klaar gekyk? So 10 min in die movie gedeelte wat gaan oor Dune maar nie DIE Dune nie het ek afgesit
Jonah Cash
June 13, 2014 at 12:55
Umar was verskriklik opgewonde op twitter, so ek dink hy mag dalk weet wat daar gebeur het!!
Sith JJ
June 13, 2014 at 13:55
Nai!
Rince&exhale
June 13, 2014 at 12:58
It was like every one was HAI fiving!
Sith JJ
June 13, 2014 at 13:55
And you missed so much.
So many Hai’s.
So many smiles
So many memories..
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 12:38
Geoff is BATMAN!
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/adNzxVj_460sa.gif
Jonah Cash
June 13, 2014 at 12:40
Forever single player accept in Destiny it would seem…..
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 12:40
Waars my uitnodiging :'(
Jonah Cash
June 13, 2014 at 12:42
Sorry man, I nearly gave my wife a heart attack when I received the mail after 10 last night. I started to throw my phone in the air a couple of times… I will let you know if it is any good, but the hour I played this morning was cool!!
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 12:43
Hoe het jy een gekry?
Jonah Cash
June 13, 2014 at 12:45
Het ‘n paar keer gaan click op die link wat Geoff opgesit het om te registreer…. ek het ‘n bietjie gekroek!! En toe mail hulle my die kode gisteraand en redeem hom op my ps4 en download deur die nag en vanoggend vroeg op om net te kyk waaroor dit gaan en 1 uur later wat soos 5 minute gevoel het!!
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 12:46
Lekker man, lekker
Jonah Cash
June 13, 2014 at 12:49
My vrou gaan baie moerig wees die naweek, sy gaan sukkel om my buite my huis te kry!!! Hahaha
Gaan weer beeld sonder klank he teen more 12:00!!
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 12:49
En dis ‘n lang naweek!
Jonah Cash
June 13, 2014 at 12:50
Een my van my pelle het ons genooi om saam hulle weg te gaan…. Ek het baie siek geword gisteraand na 22:00!!
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 13, 2014 at 12:52
Destinitus Aplhaculus is aansteeklik
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 13:07
XD
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
June 13, 2014 at 13:03
We gonna jam?
Jonah Cash
June 15, 2014 at 07:33
Sure, I will look out for you today!!
Oh and tomorrow, keep on forgetting about this holiday crap!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 13, 2014 at 12:39
Geoff’s pick, hands down the best ;P
Rince&exhale
June 13, 2014 at 12:59
OvG and you are now what?
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 13, 2014 at 13:00
At least FOUR times funnier than you.
Rince&exhale
June 13, 2014 at 13:08
He’s on 12 already, wow, so 6 ahead of you.
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 13, 2014 at 13:09
And here I thought studying English would make you able to do word sums ;P
hairyknees
June 13, 2014 at 12:41
People didn’t have time to comment? Pffft! People were sleeping! *sobs uncontrollably*
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 13, 2014 at 12:44
HAIHAIHAI
hairyknees
June 13, 2014 at 12:46
HAI!!!!!!!!
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 12:46
O HAI
oVgeeeeee Comet Drop
June 13, 2014 at 12:42
HAI
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Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 12:42
HAI!
hairyknees
June 13, 2014 at 12:42
hahahaha! HAI!!!!!!!!
Sith JJ
June 13, 2014 at 13:56
Very much HAI
hairyknees
June 13, 2014 at 12:42
Also, HAI!!!!!!! XD
Hammersteyn
June 13, 2014 at 12:42
HAI
Rince&exhale
June 13, 2014 at 12:58
Trevor gonna be mad!
Sith JJ
June 13, 2014 at 13:57
It’s not easy being a woman trapped in a man’s body
Rince&exhale
June 13, 2014 at 14:09
But we love her still? 0-O
Sith JJ
June 13, 2014 at 14:23
Have to. It’s not safe getting her angry
Aries
June 13, 2014 at 13:02
That Xbone reveal is still a winner
oVgeeeeee Comet Drop
June 13, 2014 at 13:19
LOL
Rince&exhale
June 13, 2014 at 13:32
Bought a fucking helicopter! HAHAHA
hairyknees
June 13, 2014 at 15:00
Hahahahaha! 10/10 would watch on repeat!
Sith JJ
June 13, 2014 at 13:50
Careful, giving OVG a big head.
TheKingHack
June 13, 2014 at 14:21
Good
Consumer of Little Rabbits
June 13, 2014 at 15:56
lol
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
June 13, 2014 at 16:40
hehehe tv tv tv tv tv…. HAI HAI HAI!!!!