As far as I’m concerned, this weekend is all about anger. People will gather at The Dome to vent their frustrations, throw rocks at each other, and talk at INCREDIBLY LOUD VOLUMES. Isn’t that what the rAge expo is all about?
Best Stories
Are you attending rAge? Here’s a list of what you’ll be able to play at the expo. I definitely want to get a look at Mortal Kombat X! Don’t forget there will be a ton of local indie goodness for you to get your paws on. If you can spare some time, try check out the DGC which will be taking place too. Their prize pools grew larger, meaning that the stakes are even higher.
Worst Stories
Granted, I haven’t followed Naruto for many years, but that didn’t stop me from having to hold back manly tears when I read that the manga is officially going to end. At least there is a movie scheduled for December.
Yay, the Vita is finally getting some DLNA support! The PS4 isn’t though, not yet anyways… we hope. Come now Sony, give the fans what they want!
As much as I like teasing them for being made of money, I still find it sad that Activision stocks went down thanks to the failed promises on their latest game, Destiny, and issues with other games. Will they be fine? Probably.
Random Stories
I love stickman drawings, always have since I was kid (probably because that is the extent of my artistic capabilites). What happens when those little figures come to life? All manners of mayhem of course!
Do you happen to have large amounts of money lying around that you don’t know what to spend on? You probably want to keep an eye on this expensive looking project from Microsoft. It’ll bring your living room to life for crying out loud!
Oh, and I’ll just leave this here, because WTF is that name even?
Best ION Header
A homegrown hottie that doesn’t have people complaining? What is this even??? Well played Jadie Hoon, you win 50 lazygamer points!
Most Comments
A female Dota 2 team was kicked out of a tournament because one of their players seemed to be too good, just like a boy? Sounds legit! It may have been the language barrier which resulted in the poor choice of words from the admin, but the article had 114 comments discussing everything from why there are female only tournaments in the first place, to why didn’t they just follow the damn Skype rules. Admiral Chief Erwinning also didn’t like my use of his ban hammer as the header. I’m sorry ok? You can have it back now!
Least Comments
I don’t know what the heck happened, but the comment counter on the site seems to have died during the course of this week. The lowest comments award goes to every single article after 3pm on Wednesday, because I’m far too lazy to open each and every single one to see just how many comments there really are. Therefore, we all lose!
Batman Of The Week
Well well well… Geoff has finally been dethroned. Zoe is your caped crusader this week, BOOM!
Cabbage Of The Week
It was nice not being vegetable for a change last week. Did you miss me? I’m back baby, I have returned with a vengeance as the cabbage of the week!
Header Image Of The Week
We give Zoe a lot of grief for her poor Photoshop skills. At least she tries, right? I almost can’t see the excess pixels in this header if I close my eyes a little … a lot … completely.
Comment Of The Week
Granted, it may not be gaming related, but we chuckled nonetheless on the comment on Gav’s fishing trip article about helping girls get into gaming . Well played Viking of Divinity!
“Dullstroom – A drinking town with a Fishing Problem”
Bonus Premium Content
I’m Old Gregg! I apologise in advance for this video. You’d better watch it though! You wouldn’t want to end up like Curly Jefferson, would you?
Last Updated: October 10, 2014
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 12:48
I say no to that ION, but well done Viking! *crowds cheering*
Gavin Mannion
October 10, 2014 at 12:48
what are you possibly finding wrong with that ION?
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 12:50
It’s not food. I had a very disappointing lunch now, I think that’s the problem.
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 12:52
Not because she stole your eyeliner? 😛
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 12:52
Hmmmphh
Gavin Mannion
October 10, 2014 at 12:53
Welll that’s debateable.
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 12:54
lol
I’ll need mustard then.
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 12:50
RINCE can pick up chicks 😛
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 12:59
Little fella looks so happy.
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 13:04
He finally has a friend willing to accept his hair colour.
Even if the other dude is trying to FATALITY his ass 😛
RinceThis
October 10, 2014 at 17:04
Oi! I kicked his ass! The game is tight man. Really. You have to get it.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 10, 2014 at 13:02
Must be photoshopped 😛
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 13:15
Ok… I eat my words. refresh
HvR
October 10, 2014 at 13:44
The blonde looks like she realized she is not being paid enough.
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 14:19
Or RINCE farted.
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 10, 2014 at 15:59
Or that’s her soul being drained.
Viking Of Divinity
October 10, 2014 at 12:51
FINALLY!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!! umm.. I mean,, I’d like to thank the academy….
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 12:52
Nice one XD
CAE9872
October 10, 2014 at 12:53
Sigh – do I have to coach all recipients all the time.
You HAVE to thank – mom, dad, brother, sister (doesn’t matter if you don’t have any), sponsor, spouse, TV, PC, ESKOM, Telkom, hairdresser, masseusse, etc.
But well played on the comment…hahahaha.
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 12:54
You forgot GOD.
Viking Of Divinity
October 10, 2014 at 12:54
and Satan?
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 12:56
You mean Nicki Minaj?
Viking Of Divinity
October 10, 2014 at 12:59
pfft, no… real satan, you know, Tim Curry: http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Tim-Currys-Satan.jpg
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 13:00
Dave Grohl also made a good version.
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 13:04
This!
Gavin Mannion
October 10, 2014 at 12:54
and the comments go pear shaped from here.
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 12:55
LOL
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 12:55
My bad 🙁 I just visited N24 for 5 seconds, that was all it took 😛
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 12:55
What about Oprah Winfrey?
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 12:57
She is under your seat.
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 12:57
With a jar of bees probably
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 12:58
FREE bees
CAE9872
October 10, 2014 at 12:57
Dr Paul isn’t it?
CAE9872
October 10, 2014 at 12:55
Provided he encapsulates all known Gods/gods then we yes and we should be fine…we can come back in a week and he may just about be done with acceptance speech.
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 12:55
Oh and Tom Cruise, his witchcraft is picking up nicely
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 13:21
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Tom-Cruise-crazy-laugh.gif
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 12:55
I’m not sure what he’s supposed to thank ESKOM for.
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 12:56
Setting the tone for romance all over the country?
CAE9872
October 10, 2014 at 12:56
LMAO
Gavin Mannion
October 10, 2014 at 13:01
net soe?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rjWpHvMGG3E/Ts0VSrzfJqI/AAAAAAAABvQ/2KkU4Li80fE/s1600/bow_chicka_wow_wow_card-p137331769831564167qi0i_400.jpg
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 13:03
Hahahaha, damn I’m lonely :'(
CAE9872
October 10, 2014 at 12:56
Power – unless he uses generator! No power no internet, no internet no GLOWING comment of week.
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 12:56
For the eeeelektriiiiicity.
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 12:58
Let’s not forget the insane price increases, the inability to actually give us enough power and how they manage to pay their own people exorbitant salaries for…well…I’m still figuring out what they actually do.
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 12:59
While our South African Salaries stay the same for 5 years watching everything from rent and gym memberships jump by 10% every year without fail.
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 13:00
I hear you. The entry level salary at our company for “skilled professionals” hasn’t changed in seven years. I kid you not.
HvR
October 10, 2014 at 13:56
Except for two times (which was “inflation related”) in 7 years my salary only ever went up when I changed jobs.
Kensei Seraph - Staff
October 10, 2014 at 13:54
For achieving BEE goals (I sh*t you not).
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 12:59
The Viking Academy? Dude. Where is this magical place?
CAE9872
October 10, 2014 at 13:00
Inside “How to Train Your Dragon” naturally.
Kensei Seraph - Staff
October 10, 2014 at 13:53
Where they teach subjects such as “How to Pillage”, “Raiding 101” and “Dragon Taming for the Steel Skulled”.
Skyblue
October 11, 2014 at 10:07
Dude, that comment is pure epic! Nice!
Admiral Chief 0
October 10, 2014 at 12:53
Dullstroom ftw
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 12:54
Sounds fun, they might not have enough booze for me though.
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 10, 2014 at 16:01
Do you even know where Dullstroom is?
Hammersteyn
October 10, 2014 at 12:54
Nice one ZOE
oVg Definitive and Remastered
October 10, 2014 at 13:12
DAFUQ?
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 10, 2014 at 13:24
RUN PEOPLE RUN! YOUR SOULS ARE IN DANGER!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 10, 2014 at 13:24
Yes, that’s what she’s thinking from the looks of it.
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 13:31
DAFUQ with you?
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 10, 2014 at 13:36
Maybe he’s trying to say that even in heels Chun-Li is only 3 feet tall.
Captain JJ Underleyened
October 10, 2014 at 13:42
Very good observation there. I think that might just be it.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 10, 2014 at 13:55
Should I be worried that I can understand trollish?
HvR
October 10, 2014 at 13:53
He is turning red, probably the overdose of fresh virgin souls.
Kensei Seraph - Staff
October 10, 2014 at 13:57
Souls cause gingers to go brown (freckles).
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
October 10, 2014 at 13:23
Best comment is bestest
SideEffectZA
October 10, 2014 at 13:36
Naruto ending so soon? What?! What?!? WHAT!!? So sad.