It’s a new generation and that means it’s time to check out all the weird stats we can find and in a completely irrelevant turn of events it seems that the PlayStation porn domination from the last generation continues into this generation.
According to stats from the adult site, SugarDVD, they are receiving 3 times the amount of requests from PlayStation 4’s compared to the Xbox One.
Previously SugarDVD claimed the Xbox One should be the porn console of choice
“Simply put, the Xbox One is a gateway for porn of the future,” SugarDVD CEO Jax Smith said, no doubt to the delight of Microsoft execs. “The PS4 is pretty, but Xbox One allows for more seamless integration and a more interactive experience.”
However the Xbox One also has that always on camera that may be deterring people from enjoying pornography in front of it.
Buzzfeed has also received a list of the top 10 movies and categories from SugarDVD for each console… it goes without saying that this is a pretty NSFW list.
Top 10 Playstation 4 movies viewed this month (December 2013):
1. Cream Plosions #2
2. Top Heavy Tarts #6
3. Creampie Hunnies From Russia
4. Big Ass Movie, The #2
5. Monsters Of Jizz #14: Older Men Younger Women
6. Desires #12
7. Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass
8. Big Titty MILFs #9
9. Top Heavy Tarts #11
10. It’s Okay! She’s My Step Daughter! #13Top 10 Xbox One movies viewed this month (December 2013):
1. Cream Plosions #2
2. Wreck My Virgin Russian Ass
3. Creampie Hunnies From Russia
4. Top Heavy Tarts #24
5. Big Ass Movie, The #2
6. Monsters Of Jizz #14: Older Men Younger Women
7. School Bus Girls #2
8. Dirty Little School Girl Stories #3
9. Big Tits Curvy Asses #2
10. Top Heavy Tarts #25Top 10 Playstation 4 categories this month (December 2013):
1. All Girl
2. Black
3. Amateur
4. Milf
5. Anal
6. Big Boobs
7. Chubby
8. Handjobs
9. Creampies
10. LatinTop 10 Xbox One categories this month (December 2013):
1. Anal
2. College
3. Milf
4. Big Boobs
5. Black
6. Groups
7. Big Butts
8. All Girl
9. Amateur
10. Classic
So there you go, make up your own minds about those lists.
Last Updated: January 3, 2014
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
January 3, 2014 at 09:23
That’s just because the PS4 has sold 3 times more than the Xbox One 😛
OliverRC
January 3, 2014 at 09:58
100%
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 12:03
OvG posted this on Facebook and I thought you’d enjoy it…
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
January 3, 2014 at 12:10
Lol, this is just as funny as when I found out that Clownfish all begin life as male, but can all carry both female and male reproductive organs on board. In any given community, the female is the largest fish, the breeding male is the second largest and the rest are sexually immature males. These immature males can turn into females if the alpha female dies.
No wonder Nemo’s dad was so desperate to find him
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 12:24
Lmao! That explains everything!
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 14:18
I Just realised that the guys posting as Cracked on Youtube are more than likely ON crack
JJ's horrible secret (John)
January 3, 2014 at 09:23
Xbox people still going for anal, after all these years of buying Microsoft products.
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 09:25
Apparently, once you’ve made a hole in that market, it stays open for some time.
JJ's horrible secret (John)
January 3, 2014 at 09:26
LOL.
I just thought they’d be tired of it by now seeing as they had the whole RROD thing.
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 09:27
Stockholm syndrome?
Hammersteyn
January 3, 2014 at 10:09
Bwahahahaha
RinceGivesRspectsToMadiba
January 3, 2014 at 16:54
You would think with all the bending over from the Admiral would be enough, no?
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 09:26
So it looks like Russia is winning the porn-wars.
Uberutang
January 3, 2014 at 09:31
Always knew they were bigger wankers. 😉
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 09:34
Yeah, but this is really a battle for 2nd and 3rd place as everyone know PC wankers are the biggest of all the wankers.
Uberutang
January 3, 2014 at 09:36
NO, the order of wank is as follows:
Apple Tablets.
Apple Phones.
Android Phones
Android Tablets.
Mac
PC
Linux
PS4
Xbone.
🙂
JJ's horrible secret (John)
January 3, 2014 at 09:36
Yes, but apple users don’t have to watch porn to be wankers.
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 09:37
You win this thread JJ!
Her Highness the Hipster
January 3, 2014 at 09:54
hey!!!! 🙁
JJ's horrible secret (John)
January 3, 2014 at 10:16
Sorry Zoe. You’re a girl, so you can probably get away with it though.
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
January 3, 2014 at 10:28
Being a wanker or watching porn on her phone? 😛
Lol, I read something the other day, on fml.com i think, about a guy that was watching porn on his iPhone and then it got streamed to their TV where his family was watching.
JJ's horrible secret (John)
January 3, 2014 at 10:47
Suicide is the only option.
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
January 3, 2014 at 11:01
Lol, found it 😛
http://www.fmylife.com/kids/21008990
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 12:35
Lol! I found another one
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/20587443
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
January 3, 2014 at 12:42
Bwahahahaha…
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/19795313
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 12:43
LMAO!!!
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
January 3, 2014 at 12:45
I bet you he owns an Xbox One 😛
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 12:47
More than likely
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 10:17
JJ just dissed Zoe… bad JJ! BAD! In your corner *points*
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 3, 2014 at 09:56
lol
Umar of The Rebellion
January 3, 2014 at 09:45
Yup. Dat secret folder hidden in your system32 folder…I know it’s there
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 10:18
Hidden folder? LOL
I got a folder called Porn in my Movies folder on an external.
Umar of The Rebellion
January 3, 2014 at 10:32
Dat balls of steel!!
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 11:49
I don’t think I’ve got that one… lol
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 10:40
…until your kids get hold of it and you have to explain why the lady is biting that man on his peepee….
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 11:49
No kids… yet… lol
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 12:44
…that you know of….
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 12:45
Also true….
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 10:37
Hidden “Income Tax” directory….Zip files with the extension renamed…
Apparently… so I’ve heard
Martin du preez
January 3, 2014 at 09:36
Says the pc gamer..the majority of basement dwelling virgins rubbing one off to their favorite naked Lydia mods in Skyrim. 😀
Uberutang
January 3, 2014 at 09:37
I wish I had a basement. Nice and cold and dark.
JJ's horrible secret (John)
January 3, 2014 at 09:37
Wow. I’ve got over 100 hours on Skyrim on pc and I didn’t even know there was a naked Lydia mod.
Uberutang
January 3, 2014 at 10:13
Not just Lydia… http://i.imgur.com/VcvFiHN.jpg
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
January 3, 2014 at 10:29
The fact that you know this leads me to believe that you are one of those people? 😛
Martin du preez
January 3, 2014 at 13:27
Unfortunately I’m friends with Uberutang and he spams PC shit on gmail ALL FUCKING DAY LONG. :p
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 14:19
We feel your pain.
Oh wait… no… no we don’t…
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 15:05
So essentially we get the diluted version?
Eish!
UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy
January 3, 2014 at 09:39
Sumbag console owner… Has no idea how to actually work any computer hardware or maintain it… Still calls PC owners lame! xD
So cute.
Umar of The Rebellion
January 3, 2014 at 09:39
Monsters of jizz….lololololol……….at least ps4 owners spice things up a lil with chubby and creampies…Xboner users are so vanilla
iAmWeasel
January 3, 2014 at 09:43
That’s just because Xbox One gamers are old farts who can’t get it up ;-P
Umar of The Rebellion
January 3, 2014 at 09:43
It’ okay, she’s my step daughter!….No it’s not okay you sick bastard..lol loving these porno names.
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 3, 2014 at 10:06
I…I cannot comment on this…some of those searches and videos hit too close to home…
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 10:11
You have some of those titles at home??? Downloaded or bought? lmao
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 10:47
Well obviously he bought the Creampie Omnibus boxed set… good value for money
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 3, 2014 at 11:00
And the MILF one…and the combination one 😛
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 11:10
I know that feel brother Lardus (Sniff – Teary eyed)
Hammersteyn
January 3, 2014 at 10:10
People pay for porn?????
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 10:12
You question doesn’t compute. You CAN pay for porn?
Hammersteyn
January 3, 2014 at 10:16
I don’t think SugarDVD (can’t type that with a straight face) gives handouts (again I giggle at the use of the word handouts.)
Sageville
January 3, 2014 at 10:47
http://www.youporn.com ?
Hammersteyn
January 3, 2014 at 10:53
LOL just don’t click that at the office!
Brenz
January 3, 2014 at 10:39
Xbox One users like being fucked in the ass?
Hammersteyn
January 3, 2014 at 10:54
Either that or that’s how they wish to treat their ladies it seems.
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 3, 2014 at 11:48
They bought an Xbone didn’t they?
Mathias
January 3, 2014 at 12:33
I needed no kind of proof to be aware of this… It shows.
Gerard Matthews
January 4, 2014 at 01:10
That’s because they’re all wankers! Sorry, I could not resist. Did not mean it though 🙂