Howdy ho there Bill Blogerrinos. Fire Marshall Bill Bont here, and it’s high time that this here website got a safety inspection. LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN’! Say you’re installing a plug-in, you’re high on a win in that there DOTA and you decide to celebrate by wrapping your mouse cord around your hand for some stranger danger.
Next thing you know, you’ve bumped your table, you’ve spilt some liquid on your precious PC and a chain reaction has begun that sends your entire motherboard shooting out at you in a hail of deadly over-priced shrapnel. LIKE THIS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Looks like my organs just got turned into an OpenCritic page!
In Other News: Cthulu calls back, double up on your Black Ops XP this weekend, LEGO Dimensions is making mad coin and I really need $460 for a Snorlax cushion.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because fire is beautiful, fire is wild and it should be used to show people somethin’.
News
Call of Cthulhu resurfaces with new developer
Battalion 1944 Kickstarter adds stretch goals, including a single-player campaign
Black Ops 3 offers double XP, free Steam multiplayer this weekend
The Witcher 3 composer confirmed for Cyberpunk 2077
Dead or Alive 5 Last Round is teaming up with Samurai Warriors
SNK Entertainment created to farm retro IP
Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved is playable on Xbox One again
1m sales and counting for LEGO Dimensions accessories
Stuff
Star Wars The Force Awakens traitor scene recreated in GTA 5
The Snorlax cushion of your dreams costs $460
Performance Analysis: Far Cry Primal
Hey Fran, been a while
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Win tickets to the pre-screening of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES!
This new trailer for DAREDEVIL season two fights better than anyone I know!
Breaking: Marvel have found their IRON FIST!
WOLVERINE 3 confirmed to be an R-rated film, but not because of DEADPOOL
First impressions of DAREDEVIL season 2 are in
Ava DuVernay signed up to direct new film for Disney
Last Updated: February 26, 2016
Pariah
February 26, 2016 at 16:01
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Pariah
February 26, 2016 at 16:01
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HvR
February 26, 2016 at 16:21
Luckily the broken one is within the 30-day money back gaurentee period
Pariah
February 26, 2016 at 16:02
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Hammersteyn
February 26, 2016 at 16:09
hahaaha
Pariah
February 26, 2016 at 16:02
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Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:12
I shouldn’t have laughed so hard at this.
Commander Admiral Chief
February 26, 2016 at 16:25
Cat.exe crashed
Raptor Rants
February 26, 2016 at 19:18
comment of the year material
Pariah
February 26, 2016 at 16:02
Its WEEKEND BABY
Ryanza
February 26, 2016 at 16:04
7 years to get to this point. How long before we send Arnold back in time to this point.
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2016 at 16:09
soon…..
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Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:14
Haha. Excellent.
I saw another one with this robot where they added captions. So much funny.
Pieter Kruger
February 26, 2016 at 16:20
Whahahaha! Robots are stupid!!
Ryanza
February 26, 2016 at 16:22
not without the super computer and super AI that is busy being trained.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:23
Don’t say that on the internet man. Skynet will track you the fudge down!
HvR
February 26, 2016 at 16:22
Why did they design to look like someone walking holding in the mother of all sharts.
Ryanza
February 26, 2016 at 16:26
I almost googled people who weight lift and squat. But no I will not go there.
I think all robots should be Wall-E size. Not fucking bigger than us.
Unavengedavo
February 26, 2016 at 16:08
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:14
Should I be thankful that videos are blocked?
HvR
February 26, 2016 at 16:24
Nah man this one is groovy
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2016 at 16:08
Necropolis looks awesome!
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:15
It does so much!
It’s on my wishlist.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:12
I’ve got that LEGO Worlds game on Steam.
After games like 7 Days to Die, Terraria and Minecraft, it just feels soulless.
Pariah
February 26, 2016 at 16:12
That’s toyist
Hammersteyn
February 26, 2016 at 16:12
LEGO blows, I’d rather jog 5KM on LEGOS barefoot than play any of their games….. if I could jog
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:18
It seems like a cool idea, but I just think the execution is wrong. They should’ve made it simple like minecraft. The camera angles are irritating and they’ve just tried to do too many things.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:19
I hear running makes your feet hurt.
Krabby Paddy
February 26, 2016 at 16:24
Only barefoot on lego. Otherwise it hurts your legs, your abs, lungs, possibly your back, head if you don’t drink enough water, groin, ass and just about everywhere but with decent running shoes the feet don’t hurt so much actually.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:25
I thought torture was illegal.
Krabby Paddy
February 26, 2016 at 16:28
But self mutilation is.
Commander Admiral Chief
February 26, 2016 at 16:22
Game for rince?
VampyreSquirrel
February 26, 2016 at 16:16
In other news: I got my first comment of the week… AND a client got smacked by a virus, an hour ago, FML!
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:20
Comment of the weeeeek
VampyreSquirrel
February 26, 2016 at 16:20
Comment of the weak now *cries*
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:22
Shame man. Sucks.
But no one can take comment of the week away from you. It will live forever! 😀
VampyreSquirrel
February 26, 2016 at 16:26
Until Trev steals it again next week… the bastard.
Oh well… thankfully the backups were good on those two servers that got whacked by randsomware.
Captain JJ the "saviour"
February 26, 2016 at 16:29
No everyone has the money to bribe people as often as Trevor does. 😛
Thankfully man. Sheesh. Last thing you want on a Friday.
VampyreSquirrel
February 26, 2016 at 16:40
Yeah, also means I’ve got a long drive to the client on Monday… and I’m moving tomorrow… purrrrrfect timing!
Krabby Paddy
February 26, 2016 at 16:31
I’m sure somebody this week was like …
VampyreSquirrel
February 26, 2016 at 16:41
Dirty squirrelses!
Ryanza
February 26, 2016 at 16:17
Pieter Kruger
February 26, 2016 at 16:17
Did they just kill Knack in Necropolis??????????????