Humanity’s greatest invention isn’t the Internet, steam engine or heelies for your feelies. It’s the T-shirt. In a world where everyone wants to be an individual who stands out from the crowd for a brief moment of glory thanks to a kickass piece of fabric with a great logo printed on it, such options are a bit limited locally.
Walking into most clothing shops these days constitutes a class 10 fashion crime, an offense so heinous that such chains will all be personally drowned in an ocean of bomber jackets when I’m elected president. Now you can of course buy some fantastic shirts from overseas stores that like totally get you man, but doing so also involves customs apparently thinking that local is lekker and penalising you with stiff import duties.
What’s a fashionable fella supposed to do then? Hit up Juice Bubble for some prints yo. Juice Bubble has a wide range of T-shirts and other garments that are very much worth a look, and at an affordable price. Now here’s the part of the article where we’re truthful with you all. Lazygamer is affiliated with Juice Bubble, and T-shirts bought through them with our links will result in some revenue trickling into our pockets.
Which also means that we’ll have cash to keep the site running just long enough for us all to want to murder Geoff when he starts writing out more dad jokes. For the love of Gorilla Grodd please send help, he won’t stop and Alessandro is this close to ripping his own eyeballs out. Middling plea to keep our dick and fart joke content alive, let’s take a look at some of the fantastic shirts on offer:
1Up – R229
Balance of the Force – R239
Dead Rebel – R239
It’s simple – R229
Team Mystic – R239
If you’re happy and you know it – R239
Starling City University – R239
Cool? Cool! You get shirts like and many more, right here from Juice Bubble. As an added bonus, you’ll probably be cooler than me, but then again I set the bar so low that Jamaica has referred to it as the Everest of Limbo events. Buy now so that we can afford to muzzle Geoff’s dad jokes before it’s too late, and so that you can take advantage of a R50 discount on your first order.
Also, they sell hoodies. Hoodies are awesome, and will never ever go out of style.
Last Updated: September 26, 2016
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September 26, 2016 at 13:42
@otto
OH MY GLOB LOOK AT THAT ADVENTURE TIME SHIRT!!!
Ottokie
September 26, 2016 at 13:50
I have bought a few shirts from them 😛
It’s seems I need to place another order to get the new AT swag xD
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September 26, 2016 at 13:53
The Admiral requires this t-shirt for Christmas, make it happen!
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 26, 2016 at 13:42
Pro-tip: They use a slim fit cut so buy a size larger than you normally do if you’re a healthily-sized individual like me.
miaau
September 26, 2016 at 13:52
I am not even that fat anymore (lost a goodly amount, no idea why) but I find that for t-shirts, I want XXL for that nice comfortable feeling.
Also Jerseys.
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:14
I feel so tiny. I wear medium.
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September 26, 2016 at 14:15
That is because the brows go on top, if you put them inside, XXXXXXXXXL for sure
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:14
Oh, this is actually good news. Was wondering about the cut.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 26, 2016 at 14:17
I know because I bought a couple the other day from Raru when they had a 2 for R300 special. Usually get L & they were quite tight & shoulders didn’t fit properly so made these silly points. Gave them to a friend instead.
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September 26, 2016 at 14:19
“silly points”
lolz
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:19
Ah, I see. I always buy slim fit though, so this works for me.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 26, 2016 at 14:42
You’re one of those people.
HvR
September 26, 2016 at 14:42
LOL
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 16:02
The non-fat, yes. 😛
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:20
Pity they don’t have XS for my wife. Small is 90% of the time too big for her.
HvR
September 26, 2016 at 14:28
sure XS “for my wife”
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:28
Haha.
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September 26, 2016 at 14:32
Hahaha
HvR
September 26, 2016 at 14:27
O … you are one of those
http://img.pandawhale.com/157833-Goldmember-tight-meme-toight-l-K9Zj.png
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:32
I’m just someone who likes something that fits me the way I like it to. And because I don’t have a belly like 90% of the SA population. 😛
Original Heretic
September 26, 2016 at 14:34
Ha! I can relate to that! Putting me in a loose, large t-shirt gives that “midget in a diving suit” look.
Original Heretic
September 26, 2016 at 13:46
So ggnna get my wife a cool Tee from here.
Ottokie
September 26, 2016 at 13:56
Get one for yourself as well, that way delivery is free 😉
Original Heretic
September 26, 2016 at 13:57
Already planning on it!
Ottokie
September 26, 2016 at 13:58
I R getting this for myself 😛
http://juicebubble.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/bacon-pancakes-grey-480×600.png
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September 26, 2016 at 14:02
Schweeeeeeeeeeet.
(Have you ever had bacon pancakes? BEST THING EVER!!!)
Ottokie
September 26, 2016 at 14:06
Nope. I left them in the realm of unexplained
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September 26, 2016 at 14:15
Better get your knife and fork and dig them out from there
Ottokie
September 26, 2016 at 14:26
The freakiest food in Adventure time was that “sentient sandwich” xD
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:27
Haha. Yea.
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September 26, 2016 at 14:28
I still want to try everything burrito, or the perfect sandwich
Original Heretic
September 26, 2016 at 14:03
I’m rather partial to this one. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e6afbd0e5a827167bd746aff8a45a1cbec0e22ec8f22a299d65255970f2c7bce.png
Ottokie
September 26, 2016 at 14:06
Noice!
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:25
I was going to get one for each of us, but I see there’s no XS for my wife, so there goes that idea.
Original Heretic
September 26, 2016 at 14:28
Is she not perhaps one of those women who likes to sleep in oversize t-shirts?
Cause that’s usually what my wife does with clothing that’s too big for her.
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:29
Yea, but that defies the point of getting a cool tee. 🙁
Original Heretic
September 26, 2016 at 14:34
Hey man, brownie points are brownie points!
The most important question to ask is:
Will she appreciate it?
If the answer is yes, then push aside any other misgivings you have about it.
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 16:43
Haha. True that.
miaau
September 26, 2016 at 15:30
if she can sew, then she can bring it in the middle, hunch it up some and make an awesome t-shirt material dress.
Dane
September 26, 2016 at 13:51
Definitely gonna get my old man a Tee!
If he ever comes home.
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:13
Oh, some really cool ones. I’ll have to buy one to check the fit before wasting all my money on buying MORE.
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:30
I must be one of the very very few people who do not wear hoodies.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 26, 2016 at 14:32
For obvious reasons.
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September 26, 2016 at 14:32
^^^
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 14:35
Ah, it’s because I’m not a sheep, right? 😛
Original Heretic
September 26, 2016 at 14:36
But they keep the head so nice and warm!
Anon A Mouse
September 26, 2016 at 16:24
I also don’t do the hoodie thing. Real men wear capes.
Dungeon of JJ
September 26, 2016 at 16:30
Exactly.
HvR
September 26, 2016 at 14:33
Where is Banana Jim?
http://juicebubble.co.za/product/minions-banana/
HvR
September 26, 2016 at 14:34
And for the admiral
http://juicebubble.co.za/product/lets-eat-grandma-4/
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September 26, 2016 at 15:36
AT for me, thanks
VampyreSquirrel
September 26, 2016 at 14:56
This site’s going to come in handy.
Anon A Mouse
September 26, 2016 at 16:17
Man I must be dumpster diving a lot these days. Over R200 for a t-shirt is crayziness overload.
BakedBagel
September 28, 2016 at 08:31
Nice affiliate links 🙂