It’s time for another edition of Darryn Instructables! Today, how to change a tyre. First, get your spare tyre, wheeljack and other tools out the boot. Second, move the car onto the jack, and lift it to a position that is safe and high enough. Third, stop thinking about all those dead bodies you had to hide under during the war. Oh lord, the smell, and those dead eyes watching me, all the time. Five, put flat tyre in boot and drive off.
In Other News: Watch funny cats on your Xbox One, pre-emptive patch a console, hunt some Thanksgiving in Borderlands 2 and what to expect in 2014 from Starcraft 2.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy whipping the llama’s ass.
News
Xbox One store Ryse and Killer Instinct digital editions priced
Xbox One system update released early as a precaution
EA sued over NCAA over player likeness settlement
New Borderlands 2 headhunter DLC confirmed
Bombernauts is a lovely mixture of Bomberman and Smash Bros
Call of Duty: Ghosts clan wars metagame starts Monday
Starcraft II world championship series plans out 2014
Youtube App arrives in time for Xbox One Launch
Stuff
Unboxing a white Xbox One makes me jealous
Crusader Kings II – Wilful Obscurantism as a design ethos
Please don’t send us your insect-infested PS4s
20 awesome new features that next-gen consoles won’t have
Videos
Rocksmith 2014 – Green Day DLC trailer
Dead Rising 3 – Launch trailer
Marvel Heroes – Loki trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Top List Thursdays – Top 5 car chase scenes
David Goyer has pitched a Sandman movie to Warner Bros
Mad Max: Fury Road takes on the Avengers in 2015
X-Men Days of Future Past may be one of the most expensive superhero movies ever made
The new trailer for The Muppets: Most Wanted has hit the road
Forrest Whitaker and Anthony Mackie are looking for Repentance in this trailer
Arnold Schawrzenegger talks Sabotage, plus first images from this David Ayer directed action thriller
Model: Kylene Weyers
Last Updated: November 21, 2013
Admiral Chief Duke
November 21, 2013 at 16:01
Bombernauts?
Cool
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:01
Not the best ION but not too shabby!
CaptainNemo42
November 21, 2013 at 16:14
I just think the photos are kak. I think she can be a very pretty local lass.
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 21, 2013 at 16:19
Looks more like a “buy these clothes” shoot than an “look at this hottie” shoot 🙁
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:20
Perceptive. Very perceptive.
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2013 at 19:28
There is one nice one where her hair isnt all over her face
Skyblue
November 21, 2013 at 23:07
Nice eyes in that photo, no really.
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2013 at 19:28
Her eyes are stunning! She can see your soul!
Skyblue
November 21, 2013 at 23:07
Lol, just read this after my previous response, right you are sir.
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:01
SQUIRREL!! where be yee?
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:06
by yee yodle shee.
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:11
I wanna show the squirrel something!
RyseandRepeat
November 21, 2013 at 16:12
0-O
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:13
Dont judge me!
RyseandRepeat
November 21, 2013 at 16:16
I will, you didn’t comment on my article!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:16
Dude! I missed your article?
RyseandRepeat
November 21, 2013 at 16:20
You bastard! All the flowers I thought we had something there! Yeah, it’s the article on the Indie Movie Us and the Gaming Industry
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:21
*goes in search for article to leave a random comment*
RyseandRepeat
November 21, 2013 at 16:23
Lol. Two actually. The other one was the Top 5 Thursday thing in the movie section.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:24
I’m supposed to do one on Planetary Annihilation but the early access is so buggy that I haven’t really played it much because it keeps crashing.
Captain GUZ
November 21, 2013 at 16:20
Was very good
RyseandRepeat
November 21, 2013 at 16:23
Thanks man 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:22
dude I did! I said NICE ARTICLE NICK!
RyseandRepeat
November 21, 2013 at 16:23
HAHA! Not that one, the movie one! Tehehehe
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:25
Now this just struck me. If we all have these handles, like how Rince is Nick (or the other way around). Then there’s a very large possibility that you really are Tanya, and not Tim.
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:26
Dont test me MR EYELINER… I could photoshop you so bad, it will spread like wildfire over the interwebs..
ToshZA
November 21, 2013 at 16:26
Like your mom did? *RUNS*
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:27
She did?
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:28
Oh snap
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:28
is the sound of your manhood breaking…
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:30
Oh please. If my manhood broke it would sound like a tree falling.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:29
It’s Professor Eyeliner, bitch.
Also, you wouldn’t dare.
Also, I’d never turn on my brother in arms, so do not fret. (unless maybe if commanded telepathically by Master Rince or the Emperor, or the Admiral.)
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:30
I would never insult you dude, you my brother from a distant mother!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:31
We’ve come a long way dude. We’ve passed the test, you and I.
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:33
indeed! One day I shall have a beer with you!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:33
Indeed we shall.
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 21, 2013 at 16:37
Aww look, JJ and Tanya are going on a date 😛
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:38
Hey! (I really have nothing to intimidate you with, you’ve shown me some pretty messed up stuff).
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:41
Bwahahahaha
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:44
You just jealous!
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 21, 2013 at 16:32
Brother in arms: is that a pseudonym for holding hands?
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:33
Hey! What’s this now? I come on here for the first time today after working like a slave and I get this kind of treatment??
It’s good to be back 🙂
Captain GUZ
November 21, 2013 at 16:42
Avo always find a way to make things weird ;p
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:43
It’s a strange, but very useful talent
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 21, 2013 at 16:51
Well, I keep things interesting :D…
Captain GUZ
November 21, 2013 at 16:52
You should come with a warning label…or your posts at least. 🙂
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:28
Lmao! He’s got a point there Timya
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:31
Maybe its my alter ego! Tanya can be a boys name in Russia….*hopes*
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 21, 2013 at 16:34
Nope, it actually originated from Russia as a girl’s name 😛
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:34
*dies inside*
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:39
Keep hoping dude…. hehehehehe
Captain GUZ
November 21, 2013 at 16:29
Could just be one of those split personality things?
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:15
I don’t think squirrel has a choice
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 21, 2013 at 16:15
As long as it not nuts…
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:15
hahah nah that will be tomorrow!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:16
Haha. Oh. Wait, what??
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 21, 2013 at 16:17
I’m sure he’s only wearing the trenchcoat because it’s cold.
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:13
I’m here!
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:13
Took your time! I thought you critters were fast!
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:13
Got distracted… ADHD man… can’t help… oooo purty butterfly!!!
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:14
ARE YOU READY?
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:30
Nah, I’m not Indian bru
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:32
You from da Souf!
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:34
Not anymore… I’m from da Norf now!!!
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:43
Can take the boy out the south but not the south out the boy! hahahaha YEEHAAW BILLY BOB!
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:43
I may have to kill you for that comment
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:44
but but I made da Swuirrel!
ProtestTheMossel
November 21, 2013 at 16:04
Wipping the llama’s ass? Is that reference to Winamp kicking the bucket?
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:07
It’s sad, but it was inevitable.
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 21, 2013 at 17:03
Well I would hope so, or else Darryn has some explaining to do…
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 21, 2013 at 16:05
You might want to loosen the wheel nuts a bit before lifting the car…
Anon A Mouse
November 21, 2013 at 16:14
I think his Google search took him to the wrong site.
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 21, 2013 at 16:17
It happens…
Captain GUZ
November 21, 2013 at 16:17
Google search how to change a tire, what has the world come to?
What happens if he has no cell reception ?
Weanerdog
November 21, 2013 at 16:30
Why would you tell him that, that is, along with watching people try to loosen the nut the wrong way, one of the funny things you can watch.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:06
Where exactly do they grow these?
ProtestTheMossel
November 22, 2013 at 07:39
Stellenbosch. Just take a walk on campus during summer. If you can make it from one side to the other without nursing a semi your will is strong.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 22, 2013 at 07:54
Lived there most my life, I get you.
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:10
SQUIRREL!!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:10
Acknowledge me!
RyseandRepeat
November 21, 2013 at 16:12
Who are you!? And why is Tim going crazy for Squirrel? 0-O
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:13
Work’s been way too busy this week. FML
That’s what Tim calls “it”
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 21, 2013 at 16:12
He’s calling a squirrel, not a raccoon. *run*
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:13
Hey! I’m a PROUD raccoon!
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:16
Yethhhhhh?
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:16
THE TIME YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!! I GIVE YOU THE NEW AND IMPROVED!
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:17
Sweeeeeet
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:17
I knew it!!!! You sith scum!
Kensei Seraph
November 21, 2013 at 16:18
Duuuude
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:19
Sweeeeeet!
Kensei Seraph
November 21, 2013 at 16:19
Duuuuude!
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:19
Your welcome buddy!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:20
He has a welcome buddy??? What is THAT?
ToshZA
November 21, 2013 at 16:21
This:
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/221/b/2/Oompa_Loompa_by_Tyrus88.jpg
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:23
Oh dear
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:23
DJ OOmpa Luuumpa? hehe
Skyblue
November 21, 2013 at 16:25
lol!
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:22
It’s epic man!!!
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:23
I had some time at work lol
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:17
The black fur works. Also. Cool.
ToshZA
November 21, 2013 at 16:17
BEVEL. MY EYES. THEY BLEED. TOO MUCH BEVEL.
Otherwise, awesome!
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:18
I wasn’t sure about the effect. lol
ToshZA
November 21, 2013 at 16:20
Rule of thumb: when in doubt, just remove the effect. Works for me every time.
But man, other than the text, that pic is awesome. Big thumbs up.
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:20
Thanks man!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 21, 2013 at 16:21
Respect yo
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:38
Looks good to me… looks like the writing is kinda scratched into the pic 😛
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:45
You know its for your avatar right? 2 down how many more to go! John and you have been customised by Tim!
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:49
It’s my avatar already 😛
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:53
Perhaps would look better if focused on on squirrel more lol
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:54
will see what I can do 😛
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:56
How’s that?
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:57
can zoom out a little lol. Your choice other wise I can send you pic without writing if gets in the way
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:58
And now?
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:59
Eish Do what you will dude… you testing me..
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 16:59
lol I know I am
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 17:00
Have a good one man!
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 21, 2013 at 17:00
you too dude!
Kensei Seraph
November 21, 2013 at 16:18
That looks amazing.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 21, 2013 at 16:20
Wow that’s a cool one.
Captain GUZ
November 21, 2013 at 16:26
Wow nice, good thing he doesn’t sparkle *runs
TiMsTeR1033
November 21, 2013 at 16:27
Nah that would be a tad gay!
ToshZA
November 21, 2013 at 16:28
http://herevilroyalty.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/escvampires.jpg
Admiral Chief Duke
November 22, 2013 at 08:07
Question, if the moon is just reflecting sunlight, why don’t the vampires fry at night as well?
Captain GUZ
November 22, 2013 at 08:22
Plots holes, plot holes everywere
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2013 at 19:29
NICE!
bartleby451
November 21, 2013 at 16:43
Have to say, she really is incredible.