I’ve started a new tradition on Friday’s. After a hard week of waking up at the crack of noon and looking at funny cat photos, I sit down to reward myself with an ice cold vanilla Coke, which I’ve finally found in this coastal hellhole. Ah, the expired taste that refreshes!
In Other News: Facepunch removies rusty zombies, get a free Honda in Forza, squish a flappy bird and dress a barbarian in some fancy threads.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy registering the Lazygamer Party for the May 7 elections. AROOOOOOOOOO!
News
Profits are up for Sega despite harsh physical sales
The Last of Us cleans up at the DICE awards
Takedown: Red Sabre hits Xbox 360 February 21
Destiny Beta due in US summer 2014, says Activision
Facepunch studios removes zombies from Rust
Forza Motorsport 5 adds three free Hondas in legends pack
Killzone Shadow Fall patch adds framerate lock option
Take out your Flappy Bird frustration with Squishy Bird
Stuff
Kidnapping, murder and meat shields: the grim cyberpunk world of Satellite Reign
No Man’s Sky: how a four-person team from Guildford strode forth to create an entire universe
How to dress a badass barbarian
A petition to change the US national anthem to Guile’s theme
Videos
Smite – God reveal: Nemesis
Dead Man’s Draw – Steam trailer
Child of light – Features trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Preacher development confirmed, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg will script the pilot
There’ll be plenty of stories in this English trailer for Ernest and Celestine
Zombeavers…I mean, really
Movies out today – Robot cops and romance
Paul Bettany will play the Vision in Avengers: Age of Ultron
Model: Ashley Emma
Last Updated: February 7, 2014
RinceThis2014
February 7, 2014 at 16:06
Great week folks! As always!
Hammersteyn
February 7, 2014 at 16:17
Not in relation to gaming news to b honest. But fun none the less.
RinceThis2014
February 7, 2014 at 16:19
Oh come now, is that a way to start the weekend!
Hammersteyn
February 7, 2014 at 16:22
Nope, one starts it with BEER. Lots and lots of beer.
RinceThis2014
February 7, 2014 at 16:22
Agreed!
Unavengedavo
February 7, 2014 at 16:07
Hey Hammersteyn I think you’re safe to jump the ION in the bandwagon O_o
Hammersteyn
February 7, 2014 at 16:16
I’d jump all over it
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 7, 2014 at 16:18
She has a little bit more flesh on her bones than some of the recent (very hot) ION headers – I likes this very VERY much! Lekker naweek almal.
Corrie Botha
February 7, 2014 at 16:21
Me thinks she had one too many vanilla coke’s herself, damn R13 a can becuase it’s imported from England , dunno if spar’s lying?
Hammersteyn
February 7, 2014 at 16:23
I’d just want to squeeze her. Like play dough
RinceThis2014
February 7, 2014 at 16:25
0-O Should I be calling an authority figure now?
Hammersteyn
February 7, 2014 at 16:26
It’s just a free hug, everyone likes hugs
RinceThis2014
February 7, 2014 at 16:29
Bahhugbug!
Hammersteyn
February 7, 2014 at 16:22
“A petition to change the US national anthem to Guile’s theme”? not the worst idea I ever heard
Hammersteyn
February 7, 2014 at 16:25
If any sees the new Robocop let me know how it holds up to the first one. I still can’t get over that glove less hand. It’s like a reverse Michael Jackson
FoxOneZA
February 7, 2014 at 16:30
I heard some say weekend?
http://9gag.com/gag/a096qbZ
Brian Murphy
February 8, 2014 at 09:11
Heh, for the racing enthusiasts out there….check this out:
http://images.costco.com/image/media/350-708119-847__1.jpg
http://www.costco.com/.product.100016149.html
For $34,999.99 (R387876.89), this too can be yours.
Mossel
February 10, 2014 at 07:54
Damn, just missed that amount.
Seriously though, I cant see anyone buying that. You can just as well by yourself a decent car and go race around your local race track.