This past weekend, I had the misfortune of eating the worst Portuguese food ever made by human hands. Chicken with no flavour that had clearly not been defrosted properly, resulting in a watery middle. Half-done chips. A sauce that was about as spicy as a Wimpy Zinger burger. This meal was so damn bad, that when I gave my dogs the remains, they ate it with long teeth. No man should suffer like I do.
In Other News: Need for Speed has some free wheels, that damn Goat arrives next month, Metal Gear Solid is going to bring in younger gamers and Murdered: Soul Suspect finds a date.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was woo busy trying to turn my bicycle into the Batmobile, I’m going to need a lot more Steri-Stumpie bottles.
News
Need for Speed gets free car DLC
Internet darling Goat Simulator crashes in Steam on April Fools day
Murdered: Soul Suspect dated for Europe
Diablo 3 offers bonus XP until March 24
Latest Steam Greenlight batch includes Crawl
Kojima hopes to entice young mobile gamers with Metal Gear Solid 5
Project Spark beta extended to Xbox One
Peggle 2 coming to Xbox 360 on may 7
Stuff
If social media can act as a social dipstick, then the industry has a lot to learn from physical games
Sensible Software’s Jon Hare on the making of Mega lo Mania and the demise of Mirrorsoft
Space guns, come get your space guns!
When every Nintendo game looked the same, and was better for it
Videos
Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate – Marie trailer
Blackguards – Untold legends DLC trailer
Dragon’s Prophet – Arena trailer
What’s on at The Movies
This trailer for Blue Ruin doesn’t mean to scare you
Expect to see a XXL Human Centipede in the third film
Hugh Jackman talks Wolverine sequels and the inevitable recasting
This red band trailer for the horror musical Stage Fright puts on a killer show
Midweek Mouth-Off – Do the Oscars matter?
This teaser trailer for Paddington is an unexpected arrival
A new era has begun in this trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction
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Last Updated: March 5, 2014
Admiral Chief in Vegas
March 5, 2014 at 16:02
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TiMsTeR1033
March 5, 2014 at 16:08
MAGIC!!! *claps hands*
VampyreSquirrel
March 5, 2014 at 16:08
Freaky!!!!
TiMsTeR1033
March 5, 2014 at 16:08
I fink you freaky and I like you alot
VampyreSquirrel
March 5, 2014 at 16:10
what da hell are you going on about? O.o lol
TiMsTeR1033
March 5, 2014 at 16:10
Die antword.
VampyreSquirrel
March 5, 2014 at 16:11
is wrong
TiMsTeR1033
March 5, 2014 at 16:12
Been a long day man, one looses their mind with no work for entire day and forced to listen to blues music from bosses laptop on repeat.
VampyreSquirrel
March 5, 2014 at 16:22
yeah it has been a long day
TiMsTeR1033
March 5, 2014 at 16:24
Plus I swear I am being haunted by a ghost, shit being misplaced in house.
Rock789
March 5, 2014 at 17:13
That’s called “having kids”. 😉 🙂
Rock789
March 5, 2014 at 17:13
**shudder**
I should downvote you for such horror! 🙁
Brian Murphy
March 5, 2014 at 16:12
TiMsTeR1033
March 5, 2014 at 16:14
It’s venom!
General JJ the Fett
March 5, 2014 at 16:46
Wonder what happens when you drink/eat that stuff.
Volunteers?!
Grimthwacker
March 5, 2014 at 17:03
Aliens!!!
Weanerdog
March 5, 2014 at 17:22
I call fake, the spoon coming out is just a reversed spoon going in, you can see the break in the footage.
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 5, 2014 at 18:10
I believe it’s called hydrophobic dust or something like that.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
March 5, 2014 at 16:03
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Pieter Kruger
March 5, 2014 at 16:06
Project Spark Beta on Xbox One!! Putting in leave, seriously…….
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2014 at 16:09
Looks very interesting. Luckily it’s out on PC as well.
TiMsTeR1033
March 5, 2014 at 16:15
Header a tad disappointing
Ottokie
March 5, 2014 at 16:36
So DSTV is gone and wanna try Netflix… anybody here that uses it and could recommend a VPN would help me greatly 😛
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2014 at 16:45
I used the method below. Works like a charm
http://www.lazygamer.net/sponsored-content/easily-access-netflix-hulu-and-other-services-with-elephantvpn/
Ottokie
March 5, 2014 at 16:47
Thanks! forgot LG did a post on this last year 🙂
Hammersteyn
March 5, 2014 at 16:50
No worries 😉