I’ve played plenty of games. Racing, fighting and pew pew games to name a few. But for some reason, I have a soft spot for certain Japanese games. Games which require strategy, a business mind and an eye on keeping a watch over young girls. Yep, once again, a new Idolmaster title is on the way. Insert ear plugs now.
For those of you who have yet to experience the majesty of Japanese pop music, Idolmaster is all about grooming the next perfect Spiceru Girlsu band, collecting a complete set of mint-condition Asian tweens and grooming their wardrobe, style and talents. Dammit, stop sounding an amber alert, it’s essentially a Japanese version of the Sims.
Only with more ear-screeching sounds that might make you suicidal. Check out the new trailer below and feel to judge me while slowly backing away:
Naturally, this game won’t be out in the west anytime soon, if ever. You’ll need to import The Idolmaster: One For All, when it arrives in Japan on May 15. In the land of sensual tentacles, the special edition of the game comes packed with:
- A special box
- Drama CD
- DLC costume
- Idol pamphlet
- Calendar
- 13 posters
- A cleaning cloth
You know, in case you’ve run out of other “cleaning cloths”. Obviously, I need this game. Because I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. That, and for scientific game review purposes of course.
Last Updated: February 25, 2014
oVg BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA!
February 25, 2014 at 12:06
Do not worship Idols… unless it is American Idols.
-Bible.
Hammersteyn
February 25, 2014 at 12:08
Welcome back
TiMsTeR1033
February 25, 2014 at 12:28
long time no see man!
Hammersteyn
February 25, 2014 at 12:08
“the land of sensual tentacles” Right, no sea food for a while.
Unavengedavo
February 25, 2014 at 12:14
Right, that is 2 min and 55 sec of my life I will never get back O_o
RinceandLeSIGH
February 25, 2014 at 12:15
Coming from you that is not right!
Unavengedavo
February 25, 2014 at 12:17
Not saying it was disturbing… It was just a waste of time 😛 If I wanted to watch something that was a bit of both, then I would just stare at this…
TiMsTeR1033
February 25, 2014 at 12:32
why don’t you stare at this instead
RinceandLeSIGH
February 25, 2014 at 12:37
not happening! NOT HAPPENING!
RinceandLeSIGH
February 25, 2014 at 12:14
I will only buy this when the DLC that is Lightening Returns 17/5 arrives. I look forward to her version of ‘Imagine’ sung in sighs…
Umar Reborn
February 25, 2014 at 13:08
There is a new Idolmasters on the way with just males as well
fs_alexania
February 25, 2014 at 21:02
Soooo, in the interest of science, do you know where you can get a translated version of one of the previous games? (for science)
Space Chief
December 30, 2015 at 23:36
Yes, on iOS, 3 idolm@ster PSP games have gone on the Apple Itunes US store from 2012 onwards (They’re called Shiny Festa).