Xbox 360 used to smuggle cocaine 
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Geoffrey Tim
May 7, 2012 at 3:00 pm

RRRRAAAAAAOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL!

According to recent reports, consumers are using their Xbox 360s more for entertainment, through music and video apps, than for gaming (XBOX HAS NO GAEMZ!) – but here’s something nobody expected people to use Microsoft’s console for:

Smuggling cocaine.

According to KFOX14, Carlos Valenzuela was pulled over by the fuzz in El Paso, Texas in a routine traffic stop for failing to use a turn signal. Instead of just issuing him with a ticket, police found him to be visibly nervous – and noticed he kept looking over at his satchel bag. Examination of the bag revealed a large bag of Columbia’s biggest export – the illicit white booger sugar that keeps supermodels upright in lieu of nutrition.

This prompted the sheriff’s department to bring in the K9 unit – who found two more bundles of South American nose candy hidden inside of an Xbox 360. Valenzuela was promptly arrested, and charged with “manufacture or delivery of a controlled substance” and placed on a $25,000 bail bond.

I highly suspect that’s voided his warranty – but it does prove that Xbox 360 keeps bringing the hits.

I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces. I am also the emperor of the backend