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Xbox 360 Final Fantasy XIII on 3 Discs, PS3 Fans Point and Laugh

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Haha ha, you hapless disc-changing fools! Because of your poor choice of console you’re going to have to get up in the middle of your games to change discs, COMPLETELY RUINING whatever immersion you had in whatever game you were playing on your inferior Xbox. It was recently confirmed that the 360 id’s RAGE will ship on two discs – And honestly, who would rather have a stable frame-rate than not be burdened with the herculean nuisance of changing discs?

It seems that your woes are set to continue – and you greasy, Dorito-munching Xbots will have to move your fat assess off of your couches more often as the extra capacity afforded by Blu-Ray proves to have been a smart choice.

Final Fantasy XIII producer Yoshinori Kitase has confirmed that there’s just too much Final Fantasy to fit on one DVD – and he hopes to squeeze it down to three. That means Xbox owners will have to get up and change discs at least twice within 40 hours of gaming. Why even bother playing?

According to Kitsae “The 360 version and the PS3 version should be pretty much equal, both in terms of content and the visuals as well”

“Since the hardware is different, there might be some subtle differences if you compare screenshots side by side, but the team’s being very careful about the compression of the data and the visuals, so that it’s exactly the same on both.” Only the Xbox version is automatically rubbish because it comes on MORE THAN ONE DISC. Ha!

Blu-Ray – and, by association the PS3, is for champions. Xbox games come on multiple discs. And the machines overheat and die in a crimson fury, exactly what they deserve. PS3 owners – Please maintain that smug air of superiority. You deserve it.

Source : VG247

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Author:Geoffrey Tim

I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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