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Win a copy of Max Payne and help us grind G3AR 
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Geoffrey Tim
April 25, 2012 at 11:30 am

Lazygamer </3 G3AR. NUMBERS DON'T BELONG IN WORDS!

Somehow, for some reason, people have gotten the impression that we like the chaps over G3AR. Well you know what? It’s not true. We think they’re a bunch of jerks, muscling in on our territory with their bad 80’s hair, toothy grins and terrible breath. Also, their mothers dress them funny – and for “professionals” they’re just awful at videogames.

We need your help to show them who’s the best, once and for all. the delightful chaps at Megarom are giving us a copy of Max Payne 3 for the Xbox 360 to one of our lucky readers, and one of theirs – and then some time after the game’s release, our winner will join us in some competitive deathmatch against those knuckleheads at G3AR and their winner to finally prove that Lazygamer and its readers are well, magnificent. Let’s show those monkey buttholes that numbers don’t belong in words.

All you have to do is enter here.

A few notes: The competition is only open to residents of South Africa with an Xbox Live Gold membership and a thirst for G3AR’s blood.

I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces.I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.I am also the emperor of the backend