Sniper Elite 3 confirms Hitler’s singular ball

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If you ascribe to the old blue comedy propaganda deriding Nazi leaders for their odd genitals, you’d know that Hitler had just the one testicle, and you’d know it to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March. Elite Sniper 3 has you sending bullets through the heads of Nazis, but the one affixed to the shoulders isn’t the only head worth shooting at.  Aiming for little Hitler in the game confirms the Nazi leader’s monorchism. It’s probably why he was so Fuhrerious.

You can see it all in action here, as AFGuidesHD sends a bullet right into Adolf’s nads. You’ll get to do this yourself, if you have Sniper Elite 3′s Hunt the Grey Wolf DLC, which is available right now.

Here’s the old song as I remember it, though there were many versions, including the more famous one about Albert Hall.

Hitler has only got one ball, Göring has two but they are very small, Himmler has something sim’lar, but poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

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Author:Geoffrey Tim

I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.
  • HvR – Still dislikes Random.or

    OOOO right in the krauter

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    Hahaha, we actually sang that song while doing our fieldwork in 3rd year. Good times!

  • Private Baboon

    I know a different variation of the song… Hitler, he had one big ball. Churchill, had two but they were small. Rommel, s’n was gefrommel. And Mussolini had no balls at all.

  • Sageville

    Ugh, I did that mission last night and the bugger drove off before I could nad-shot him.

  • Sageville

    Ugh, I did that mission last night and the bugger drove off before I could nad-shot him.

  • http://OwlGames24.com/ Tom Neil

    Hahahah after Germany winning the world cup i think this will become even more popular so we add some games like this one in http://OwlGames24.com/

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