Metal Gear Rising trailers show off locations,abilities and electrolytes 
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Darryn Bonthuys
January 24, 2013 at 3:00 pm

I WILL MUTILATE YOUR THIRST!

I might be getting a little too damn excited for Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. One might even say that I’m whoring myself out for the game. But dammit, IT’S MAH BURGIMA! The game is almost out, and the marketing machine is in full swing right now, as a cybernetically enhanced katana blow has just busted open a gushing vein of new trailers. Check ‘em out for yourself.

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The three following trailers are “overview” videos that highlight Raiden and his abilities, as well as his electrolyte-replenishing techniques and just where exactly he’ll be performing his live action Ginsu blade commercials. The game is out next month on Xbox 360 and Playstation 3, but don’t forget about the demo that has just released either. Here, go on, download it already. I’m doing you a favour with these hyperlinks for the PS3 and Xbox demos. I’ve yet to play it myself, even though I downloaded it, because work. But you can bet that I’m yearning for it.

Yearning so HARD!

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.