If you are reading this before going into the office then quickly run on over and turn on your Xbox 360 and put in Left 4 Dead.

The new patch is out and it’s not like it is very big it’s just that I can’t think of a better reason to give work a skip…

Check out the full list of tweaks through the jump, unfortunately no local P2P has been added so you are going to have to stick with the current hack doing the rounds.

General

• Fixed Survivors being able to climb surfaces marked for versus infected only

• Fixed a class of SurvivorBot bugs dealing with rescuing downed players

• Players can no longer grab ladders while flying through the air after a Tank punch

• Shooting near a car with an alarm that has already fired the alarm will no longer make chirping noises

• Fixed mini-gun physics exploit

• Fixed propane tanks (and other physics objects) causing players to fall through elevators

• Fixed rare achievement bug issues

• Fixed several map exploits

Versus Changes

• Added HUD elements to show status of other infected players

• Fixed instance where a Survivor changing to the infected team would be attacked by infected bots

• Normalized special infected melee damage

• Fixed exploit where infected players could run away and teleport back to gain health

• Players can only change teams once per map

• Players can’t change teams while other players are still loading

• Tank spawns at the same % through the map for both teams in versus mode

• Made the Tank and Witch spawn directly on the escape route

• Increased chance of getting the Tank or Witch

• Fixed team swap issue

Hunter

• Easier to pounce a Survivor who is meleeing

• Increased Minimum damage a Hunter pounce does

Smoker

• Fixed Smoker tongue tolerance

• Smoker now has to be killed or the tongue destroyed for the tongue to break

• Survivors cannot bash someone off the tongue until the Survivor being pulled is paralyzed or hanging

• Tongue attacks that fail to paralyze or hang a Survivor will use the shorter ability delay timer

• Fixed cases where the ability timer was not using the correct time

• Fixed case where you could point at a Survivor but not register a tongue hit

• Fixed Smoker tongue not targeting and landing properly through PZ ghosts

• Smoker tongue does damage every second while dragging paralyzed Survivors

Tank

• Bashable objects now appear with a red glow

• Tanks hitting a car with an alarm disables the alarm permanently

• Tank frustration timer is only reset by hitting Survivors with rocks or fists

• Reduced autoshotgun damage against Tanks

Witch

• Witch spawns at the same % through the map for both teams

• Avoids spawning within a certain % of the tank

• Fixed an exploit where the Witch could be woken up and tricked into attacking Survivors

Source: Gamersdigest