Kinect + Porn = Profit

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Are you an up and coming developer who desperately wants to get into either the video game industry or the porn industry? Well then this is the competition for you to merge your two favourite loves in life and to earn a solid package while doing it.

According to the Huffington Post there is a porn site out there called Gamelink who are currently running a competition to try and find the best use of motion controlled technology to enhance the pornography business.

According to the press release the solution should be able to

“sense the user’s hand and finger movements for direct 3D interaction with the screen”

According to the vide president of Gamelink

“Nobody wants to use their keyboard or mouse anymore — why not just a flick of the hand,”

“Porn is eventually going the way of Minority Report … or a hologram thing like Tupac at Coachella.”

The problem with this idea though is that the best part about sex is the other party and whether you are watching porn on a computer with a keyboard or TV with Kinect you are still stuck by yourself, forever alone.

But one of the ideas that Jeff Dillon has been given starts changing that. They are looking at creating a fleshlight that connects with the show and reacts to what the person is currently doing on the TV allowing you to believe that there is someone else there.

So if you are a developer or visionary and have some great ideas then head over to the amazingly not safe for work Gamelink from tomorrow onwards and place your entries, and help revolutionise the adult entertainment industry.

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Author:Gavin Mannion

I'm cranky, arrogant and ever so amazingly annoying but when you get to know me you will also realise I'm honest and incredibly good at describing myself... now pass me that beer

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