Following on from yesterday’s sexy ball handing, Konami has released another video – this time showing how you’ll attack with your whole team.
“Arrange your defensive line with your Goal Keeper, adjust your tactics and take control of your players to pull off the perfect pass!”
That’s what Konami has to say about this video.
“Why the hell is this all so complicated,” I say. “It’s just a bunch of dudes chasing a ball.”
The Japanese-developed PES 2014 uses Kojima’s Fox Engine to power the whole thing, but probably doesn’t have any cardboard box of breast physics. The game’s coming to PS3, Xbox 360, PC and PSP in the US on September 24th – but has yet to receive a confirmed European release date.
Last Updated: August 14, 2013
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 14:32
LOL “keep pulling the line up/down” after reading that header.
Geoff you rascal you
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 14:49
So lemme get this straight, how do you know who is on your team once they do the undressing? (you mentioned the pic is from the naked soccer championships)
Unavengedavo
August 14, 2013 at 14:55
Maybe their sox?
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 15:01
Good point
Jonah Cash
August 14, 2013 at 15:51
Did you not see it???? Dude there were some very sexy ladies running around kicking a soccer ball…. I was in heaven…. My wife on the other hand didn’t find it quite as amusing… Can’t understand why though???
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 15:55
Nope, hence the question
Jonah Cash
August 14, 2013 at 15:58
Apparently it was the first year and was hosted in Germany, hopefully it will return every year!! Just google nekid(Not spelled like this) soccer European championship….
Slade Boender
August 14, 2013 at 15:11
That header needs less spray tan
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2013 at 15:13
Surely it’s illegal to carry the soccer balls around in your bikini top?
Jonah Cash
August 14, 2013 at 15:55
Holy crap just watched the video…. you will have to have a super brain to remember all those buttons… What they are trying to do has been done in Fifa but you can arrange it before the game on the d pad and you can change up to 8 different systems/settings… I like to play a high pressure game, which has it’s downsides too… But I don’t want to pause to change how attacking my team must be, that is just stupid…