Dead or Alive 5 gets motion-controlled boob jiggling

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Remember how Team Ninja’s Dead Or Alive 5 was supposed to be a more mature take on the fighting franchise, by ditching the overtly sexualised women for something more realistic. Of course, fans (read: 12 year old boys) weren’t happy and Team ninja reneged on that; but a new patch for the PS3 version makes it even worse – by adding Team Ninja’s patented motion-controlled breast jiggling physics.

Thanks to patch 1.03A, gamers (read: 12 year old boys) can now jiggle the female fighters’ breasts just by moving the Sixaxis controller in a motion that comes naturally to most 12 year old boys.

According to Game director Yohei Shimbori there’s "still room for having sexualised aspects…If you have a solid fighting game system there, there’s nothing wrong with having beautiful characters as a layer on top of that – that’s another layer of entertainment that there’s a need for. If there wasn’t a need for it, people wouldn’t have responded to the alpha demo like they did, and send us feedback."

Of course, it’s not the first time Team Ninja’s thrown the feature in to a game for no good reason whatsoever.

Here it is in action. Enjoy

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Author:Geoffrey Tim

I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

  • Deon Steyn

    Love those Japanese.(o)(o)

  • Twakkie

    Only in the land of the rising sun.

  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    There’s gonna be a huge amount of console controllers being replaced due to “water damage”

    • Admiral Chief Erwin

      o_O

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        “Mommy! My controller won’t work. The buttons are stuck! It must be from water!”

        • ElNicko

          rrrriiiiggghhhttt……

    • Brady miaau

      Ew, really. Jest Ew.

      Image stuck, must rinse brain with acid

  • Lardus

    Seriously? Really? Only on the PS3? Where is my XBox patch? (.)(.)

  • Sir Captain Rincethis

    KILL IT WITH FIRE! Grow up man, this is such pre-adolescent bullshit. The Japs are all screwed in the head. If it isn’t Lightening from FF13 sighing like some overly paid hooker, it’s overly huge breasts bouncing around like a hyperactive kid on a pogostick.

    • Jonah Cash

      I’m with you on this one…. That is just horrible!!!

      • Sir Captain Rincethis

        I know hey? It’s so over-the-top it’s grotesque. It’s like filthy old men staring at 13 year olds and grinning at each other. Makes me sick. Only a country that has vending machines with ‘worn’ girls underwear for sale can come up with shit like this!

        • Deon Steyn

          They also have those claw machines where you can win a free live lobster.

          • Sir Captain Rincethis

            Live lobster WIN! Ha so lil Timmly, guess what daddy has for you, yesssss, vive vobster!

  • Valshen

    Damn, wrong platform! :P

  • JbayGUZ

    Achievement unlocked: Synchronised Jiggling

  • http://twitter.com/Lolita_za Yolanda Green

    well, at least they found one good use for motion control :3

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      You sound WAAAAAAY too happy about this news 0o
      :P

  • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

    lulz that is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.. who really thought that was a good idea?

    • FoxOneZA

      o_0

  • http://twitter.com/DanielKeevy Daniel Keevy

    Sweet Jesus! That’s the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen!

  • Hondsepop

    I can see a lot of embarrassing living room moments in the future. Looks a bit boring to me.

    • Brady miaau

      Yeah. Totally.

  • Brady miaau

    Ok, I got 1:21 in. Wow.

    Just, like, wow. I am bowled over. And not by what I am seeing.

    What utter crap. Ivy in Soul Caliber 4 was annoying enough, really.

  • matthurstrsa

    More like land of the Rising Son.

  • That Tall Twit

    What the _ _ _ _ did i just force myself to watch!?

  • http://twitter.com/MatthewFig Matthew Figueira

    Wtf? I skipped forward in the video and the one backing track is the world map theme from FFVI :|

  • Admiral Chief Erwin

    SEAGULLS!

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

    • mornelithe

      Good thing nobody gives a shit what homophobe’s think, unless it’s when you’re thinking of suicide, in which case, we….or at least, I rather, encourage it. Take the initiative.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • sjdjd

    Who gives a shit, y’all sound like a bunch of whiny faggots.

  • Chris Parrish

    This article goes so far as to call anyone who likes it or asked for it a “12 year old” multiple times, if you were any quality of a journalist you would leave your bias at the door, its easy to create an opinion on how you feel, and even easier (Read: immature) –See what i did there?– to call people a 12 year old because of their choice of entertainment, i only recently bought the game and i came across the jiggling by mistake when i sat the controller down, i thought it was pretty funny if nothing else, and i also like boobs, to have an issue with them being interactive is going against everything innovation in gaming stands for, whether it has a purpose or not, this may implement an idea that next time a controller shake could be an actual dodge mechanic.

    You should stick with your Super Mario 3- no jiggling there.

  • chunli1245

    Lol i love how he uses 12 year old boy a lot as if you should feel some shame. If you are a grown man and jiggling these DOA boobs. hell i do it all the time when i win a vs match. It’s like my way of tea bagging my friends lol

    • nofucksgiven.

      it’s funny that people complain about these things when no one else gives a shit.

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