Whack a dong in this twisted Japanese arcade game

The only good varmint dong, is a whacked varmint dong...

Oh Japan, just when I think that you can no longer surprise me, what with your weird movies, gangsters and politics, you find a way to prove me wrong. Take the humble arcade for instance. Places such as that are still going strong in Japan, as they’re filled with the latest games, distractions and a whack-a-mole game that replaces the Caddyshack varmints with something far more…Oh hell, it’s penises alright? You whack penises all day long.

Spotted deep within one Japanese arcade, rests this machine, an ode to the one-eyed trouser snake. Swapping the traditional mole in the pop-up device for your wife’s best friend, it looks like there is some stiff competition now in the Japanese arcade scene.

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Needless to say, you can assume that the following video is NSFW. Unless you work for Lorena Bobbit that is.



Author: Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

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