The Attack on Titan porn looks horrifying

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You all know the rule: It if exists, there will be porn based on whatever it is we’re talking about. The western porn industry has been in a parody genre for years now, taking popular films and adding 200% more erections and nudity. And it looks like the Japanese are following that approach, with a porno film based on the smash hit anime Attack On Titan.

As horrible as it sounds, one has to give the folks working on the skin flick credit for staying true to the source material. Just check out these tasteful pics from the Asagawo blog. That’s one faithful representation of Mikasa:

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Then of course, you have the grim reminder to porno quality, in the form of the Titans:

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And then of course you have the grand Titan himself, who was cobbled together from leftover Power Ranger villains by the look of things:

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Naturally, I have to see this. For research purposes of course. The working title right now is Charge on Themis – Titan Soldiers, and it’ll be up for download via digital means next year.

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Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.


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