Ladies, and gentlemen, say hello to Sexy Mario

How does Super Mario contact the dead? He uses a Luigi board.

The argument between exploitation and sexualisation of ladies in the gaming industry is one massive controversy, that won’t die down any time soon. Both sides make valid points, and while we’re just as divided on it over here, we sure as hell can do something at least to level the playing field.

So prepare yourself people, for Sexy Mario!

Move over Ron Jeremy, and gaze upon this safe for work gallery, depending on your current environment of course, of Sexy Mario being all provocative and stuff. I think. My mind can’t handle this.

Click to enlarge at your own risk.

 

 

There’s a few more pictures on the Facebook page. Meanwhile, I’ll never look at mystery boxes in Mario the same way again.

[Update] Make it happen

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Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

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