Video games are totally addictive you know. More addictive than alcohol, more addictive than Oreo biscuits and far more habit-forming than collecting kittens. In fact, they’re kinda like drugs. So which drugs fit which games then? And why won’t anyone think of the children?
Blame Dorkly for this one. They sifted through a stack of games and mind-bending tablets and herbs, and came up with the following comparisons:
After a hard day of Geoff and Gavin calling me lame, nothing calms me down more than a puff on some Pokémon Crystal…
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.