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What Could These Wiimote Accessories Be? Smoking
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Mojowijo

The Wii is home to some of the most bizarre, pointless and esoteric peripherals. Plastic shells that cost money and do absolutely nothing from a gameplay perspective. This latest bunch of attachments, courtesy of Mojowijo is a little different. what on earth could these be?

If you guessed sex toys, for once, you’d be right on the money shot.

These, however, aren’t meant to be used with the Wii. Well, not the console, anyway. Using a combination of Pc software and umm..hardware, the dildo-connected Wiimotes are able to be controlled remotely, allowing you to  transfer the movements and vibration from one Wii Remote to the other. – making this a multiplayer experience. As an added bonus, it’ll work over Skype – making contact-less sex just that much more sad.

From the official site :

The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo’s patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device – in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)

Classy!

Source : SF Weekly

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  • Uncle

    Is it just me, or does the bottom one look like a lady toy?

  • Uncle

    Ignore the comment, was so shocked by it I didn’t read the entire article. :blush:

  • http://www.lazygamer.co.za Geoffrey Tim

    More disconcerting is the fact that the top one is a man toy. I wonder if it’s adjustable, for Asians.

  • http://www.lazygamer.co.za Gavin Mannion

    I’d say I was intrigued by the top one but then people would look at me funny… so yeah.. robot parts it is

  • Uncle

    That top toy seems like it could cause you some serious pain and discomfort, especially if the size isn’t adjustable :blink:

  • koldFU5iON

    so much for the wii being a family console…

  • http://www.lazygamer.co.za Geoffrey Tim

    It could help you *make* a family…

  • easy

    self-propagation! since when has this been possible?

    mental note, must get protection for lonely times

  • http://www.lazygamer.co.za Geoffrey Tim

    @easy – toy play with a significant other is pretty good foreplay. :P

  • easy

    for sure, but 90% of the people i know that own a wii, mostly play by themselves… plus i can’t see the sight anyone ‘skommeling’ with a sexy wii-mote would stimulate the correct juices for the recipient.
    maybe i’m not seeing the big picture here ;)

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