The console vs PC debate, finally settled 
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Darryn Bonthuys
July 8, 2013 at 6:00 pm

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Gentlemen, it’s time to put the big boy pants on and decide. While most of you may be ready to cast your vote as to which console you’ll be buying, the line between that nefarious machinery and the almighty PC has been drawn in the sand. The time for choosing…is now!

 Leave it to Egoraptor to answer that question with more questions. And creep us out at the same time. So who will the upcoming war of the gaming platforms?

Duh, Monopoly board games, that’s who.

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Argentil

    “Leave it to Egoraptor to answer that question with more questions. And creep us out at the same time. ”

    So apt, well put. I can’t helpt but check out his contributions anyway.

  • ElimiNathan

    WTF DID I JUST WATCH!?

    • Trevor Davies

      I have NO idea.

  • Trevor Davies

    Well if the argument is decided by putting on pants, then PC wins by default. trollol

    • John Ambitious

      I know, my PC is skilled at putting on pants.

    • Hammersteyn

      Didn’t he pull his pants down?

    • RinceWind

      What kind of PC do you have?!

      • Trevor Davies

        A gentlemanly one, he also wears a bow tie :D

  • Darren Peach

    What the hell was that !?

  • brad coetzee

    not going to watch. PC wins, I mean at the moment Im playing flippin gamecube games on my pc with better graphics than the original machine.For free!! After which I may go a few rounds of BF3, but this Zelda game is good man. Just wish PC was in my lounge instead of the office.

    • BacchusZA

      Well, it’s easy enough to set up a PC in the lounge, plugged into the TV, & use a gamepad with it – best of both worlds :)

    • Skyblue

      Might want to look at the nVidia Shield for streaming if you don’t wanna move shit around.

  • Melasco

    O.O

  • Mike De Fleuriot

    +800 separate games installed and playable on one machine, with iso’s of them as well, not to mention hundreds of TV episodes and movies and music and podcasts, on the hard drives.

    Was there ever a doubt that the PC has always and always will be the real gamers choice.

    • Sentient_Slug

      Iv never understood the need to denounce other peoples form of gaming. Never. it has never bothered me that some people like PC, or that some like console. It simply isn’t my issue and the concept of “real” gamer is a pretty thin definition. I can slowly feel my sanity being chipped away by this debate.

      • Kyratic

        NO we are human! we will find out what is different about you and BURN you for it… ^she is a witch. (why so serious?) (and Pc>)

        • Ross

          HAHA! Funny guy. you are right, i was over serious.

      • Mike De Fleuriot

        If you are not for us, then you are against us. We will find out where you go to school and come and visit you. We have skills and are no afraid to use them vigorously and with wild abandon.

  • Ross

    KNOBS. Its purely preference there is no argument here. I have both and love both. So over this debate. Cant we just all get along and play the games we enjoy without ridiculing the other?

    Just sit in your tiny little houses and enjoy, because you are all ruining my pleasurable hobby!!! Darryn PLEASE do an article on how completely pointless and stupid this debate is and always has been. thanks.

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      I don’t think you realise that this is tongue in cheek

      • Sentient_Slug

        I’m referring to a couple of the moronic responses to the actual tongue in cheek article Admiral, not the actual article itself.

        • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

          I too have noticed some purely bile filled responses.

  • Ross

    Iv never understood the need to denounce other peoples form of gaming.
    Never. it has never bothered me that some people like PC, or that some
    like console. It simply isn’t my issue and the concept of “real” gamer
    is a pretty thin definition. I can slowly feel my sanity being chipped
    away by this debate…

  • John Ambitious

    This will never be settled. I have both and I know which one I prefer, by far. But it’s just preference.

  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    DAFUQ I just watch? Seriously?

    • John Ambitious

      Still trying to get over it myself

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        Yeah… It was… unique.. lol

  • Hammersteyn

    The ooooooooooone second is where he waits for Windows to finish starting. trololololololol

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      Dude, thats nothing, have you seen how long console games load? Genugtig

      • Trevor Davies

        Can’t compare to The Witcher 1 loading screens before the enhanced edition. I could literally go boil the kettle & make a cup of coffee, come back & it was still loading. Yes, I literally mean literally. lol

        • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

          *Reads Trevor has/had slow pc*

          • Trevor Davies

            That’s what I get for using AMD ;P

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            OH NOES YOU DIDN’T!

            Prolly used a kak old one

  • Hammersteyn

    I get it, the whole discussion over which is better is immature to begin with. Everyone knows which is best hence the immature nature of the video.

  • Sir Twakkus

    Darren you troll :) So is this your move to get most comments of the week? O ja… PC = WINNING

  • oomjan

    lol at video. nice one. The end was weird. The reason why consoles will somewhat be better is it’s price vs gaming pc. Gaming pc is much better in terms of graphics etc etc but a console is more value for money. I still prefer a gaming pc

  • Kromas

    I love my computer, she’s always in the mood.

    I get so turned on, when I turn on you.