What Games from Gamescom would you take right now? 
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Geoffrey Tim
August 28, 2013 at 11:00 am

hurro

After a long day stuck in a convention centre last week, the Lazygamer crew and a some of our local PR monkeys sat around a table with a few beers and chatted about what single game we’d all take back from Gamescom given half the chance. Here’s what we all settled on.

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 Those are the games we’d take home if we could. What Games from Gamescom would you like to be playing right now?

I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces. I am also the emperor of the backend

  • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

    Geoff you bastard/…

    • TiMsTeR1033

      great working enviroment you have there :)

      • Vampyre Squirrel

        Sounds much like my working environment.

  • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    Murasaki baby!!!
    Wow Gavin, I didn’t know you are of Asian Heritage….It all makes sense now

  • OVG

    I will take the one with the dude with his eyes closed at the top. Quantum Gamer. The graphics look sick but a pity they have no TressFX chip and just went for the generic low polygon head :P

    • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      LOLOLOLOL

    • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

      Hate,,… you and Geoff

    • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

      XDXD

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      LOLLLLLLLLL

    • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

      This HAS to be comment of the week

      • RinceThisDaExecutiveProducerEx

        OVG is back!

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          Drip

          • RinceThisdripdripdripdripdripd

            You shut up you!

      • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

        Second!

      • Hammersteyn

        Damn I love this site!

        • Martin du preez

          I love OVG!

          • Spathi

            I find him fucking disturbing!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            That’s why we love him

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    WITCHER 3 BABY!

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    I especially like the “hurro”

  • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

    WIMMINS IN PINK PANTS

    • hairyknees

      WIMMINS! <3

      • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

        MATTY!

  • hairyknees

    Dying Light looks freaking awesome :) GIMME GIMME GIMME!

    • TiMsTeR1033

      I agree there!

  • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

    Hamster dude said it correct. TITANFALL

  • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

    LACIST

    • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

      I still don’t get this :( Don’t they pronounce L as R ? … So Racist is indeed Racist? sorry for being pedantic

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        Maybe Geoffley can tell you?

        • TiMsTeR1033

          THATS LACIST!

      • Her Highness the Hipster

        it’s an l r inversion that takes place. r becomes l and l become r – hence the flied lice joke #expraininglacism

        • TiMsTeR1033

          I R baboon :)

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            actually it would be I L Baboon

        • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

          But why highlight a non existent inversion? Usually it is L that they can’t pronounce properly and is usually heard as R, which is why I’m a tad bit confused

          • TiMsTeR1033

            whats more confusing is why some indian people cant say the letter “h”

            example “my name is arry and I clean alot with andy andy in my kitchen, my curry is very ot” end of example

      • TiMsTeR1033

        chinese talking english terminalogy:
        english “would you like some fried rice?” Chinese english ” you want suum flied lice” English ” how much does it cost? Chinese English ” 15 doll hair!! All you want baby” in next weeks episode Chinese hooker english

        • RinceThisDaExecutiveProducerEx

          Also, actually not Chinese. That’s Japanese :) Chinese can pronounce L and R fine as they use it in their own language :)

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            But even Japanese people can pronounce R not L, these inaccurate memes are confusing, damn you internet

          • RinceThisdripdripdripdripdripd

            You are of course correct. However, I have not said anything because I do not want to incur the wrath of the @Admiral_Chief:disqus *steps slowly away from Umar… 0-O

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            ….eish.I do not want that either…I don’t want his wlath *spits*

          • RinceThisdripdripdripdripdripd

            Man, I see that hammer coming out of storage very soon!

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            Damn that was a tough time for all of us

          • Spathi

            That doesn’t stop the local Chinese Take Away from selling “White wine R15 per Grass”. No jokes.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            See it from their point of view, who’d buy lead wine ;)

          • RinceThisdripdripdripdripdripd

            0-O

          • TiMsTeR1033

            lead lead wine *sings*

          • RinceThisdripdripdripdripdripd

            Yeah, their spelling is borderline invasion!

  • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

    Header of the week

    • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

      NO

      • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

        Why not, epic lulz

  • ElimiNathan

    Rayman Legends. Thumbs up

  • Mike Doutchevitch

    The Witcher 3

  • Ultimo_Cleric N7

    I know it wasnt REALLY at the show…..but Destiny.

  • Rock789

    Definitely Witcher 3. Witcher 2 blew me away with it’s great story, gameplay and very much adult focussed style. Cannot wait to get my hands on Witcher 3 and see what sort of ending this saga has.

  • HvR

    Gavin like big butts and he can not lie
    Geoff can not deny…

    • TiMsTeR1033

      an asian never lies

      • OVG

        little China in big trouble :P

        • TiMsTeR1033

          I couldnt resist ;)

          • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

            I’ll probably get punished for this, but I’m making it better:

          • TiMsTeR1033

            I await to see :)

          • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

            Stupid disqus, not loading my picture.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            thats priceless :)

          • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

            WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

      • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

        Have I told you rately, that I ruv you?

      • HvR

        Except when they try to bomb the harba
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfti6oOx19E