We interview Jessica Nigri at Gamescom 2013


By Gavin Mannion on Wednesday, September 4, 2013

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While at Gamescom 2013 we managed to track down the famous Jessica Nigri for a great long interview. It went fantastically well and we got to ask a ton of interesting questions, this was our defining moment in video interview… and then we found out that the mic wasn’t plugged in.

I’ve tried everything to clean up the background noise but we’re getting nowhere which left me crying in the corner all day yesterday.

I’m in two minds whether we should even post this at all but I don’t believe in hiding from your failures so here it is, our first A class interview and we screwed it up.

It won’t happen again.

The original mov file can be found here if you think you are an awesome audio person, it’s 250Mb though so don’t click that thinking it will just stream down.

I’m going to go drink myself into a coma again.

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Author:Gavin Mannion

I'm cranky, arrogant and ever so amazingly annoying but when you get to know me you will also realise I'm honest and incredibly good at describing myself... now pass me that beer
  • Sargon

    Sorry. I honestly didn’t hear a single word that was said. O.O

    *edit* And it isn’t because of the sound quality…

  • Hammersteyn

    Clicked like anyway. Subtitles maybe???

    • Sargon

      Say what now? Where does this logic come from? :P

      • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

        Good point, no lip reader will see past her… Assets…

  • Rags

    Them boobs. :o~

  • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

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    • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

      Dude..please censor….
      (x)(x)

      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        hahahaha

      • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

        Freeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!

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        • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

          Is that a cow lol

          • John of Vault 11

            Looks like it.

          • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

            Flippet broe, what do your cows look like, if cow, then one “boob” 4 nipples

            ( . . )
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            Jy sien?

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            lol isn’t it more like

            ( (.)(.) )

            ( (.)(.) )

          • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

            LOL.

            Nah, mebbe

            ( o o )
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            No?

          • John of Vault 11

            Could be one of those mutated Brahmin’s from Fallout.

  • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

    There is audio?

  • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

    Shame man, that can’t have been a nice thing to discover… You need to invest in a propper mic that they can attach to their shirts. Just cut Grant’s pay for a month to pay for it.

    • No Longer SIR Twakkus

      I want to see grant try and put the mic on her collar…

      • RinceThisandFINALLYlvUP!

        Yes. Yes. That is something I would pay to see!

  • No Longer SIR Twakkus

    Boobs, the kryptonite of all men. I must give it to Grant. He didnt even once look down.

    • ElNicko

      The force is strong in this One

      • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

        Or the caffeine is so much that he is “in the zone”

        • ElNicko

          that would have to be some Strong ass Coffee…..

          • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

            Indeed

    • Matthew Holliday

      most interviewers that she gets start the interview by saying “let me just get this out of the way” and they stare for a few seconds, then start the interview

      • ElNicko

        Grant – Proving Chivalry isn’t dead !!

    • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

      Well the secret is…

      • Mossel

        I knew it!

    • Theo Steenekamp

      Well he knew it was recorded, so he could always check the tape again…for some alone time.

    • granthinds

      In da zone son. #Acheivement

  • Matthew Holliday

    Jessica Nigri <3

    • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

      She just needs to dress up as Liara from Mass Effect…

      • Matthew Holliday

        liara is out of the question.
        not enough boobs, and boobs are her favorite things.

        • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

          What, Liara has a nice pair, not as sizeable as Samara, but still!

          • Matthew Holliday

            Yeah, but Liara isnt about the boobs.
            Liara is love.

          • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

            Sweet sweet love indeed.

            Ok, Jessica in blue paint then. Only blue paint

  • Ricardo Harvey

    sound was ok guys, i could hear everything.

    • Ricardo Harvey

      Visuals make up for lack of sound :P

      • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

        XD

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    Wow.. she’s actually pretty tall… that or Grant Hinds is like 4 foot 4 :P

    • Matthew Holliday

      Grants so little.

    • Admiral Chief Awesomenaut

      Only when standing on a box

  • OVG

    Chainsaw Lollipop chick. Was not she banned along with all the other booth babes.

    • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

      only from PAX once, that part is in the second section of the interview

  • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

    Here’s the thing…she’s actually a really, really nice person. Chilled, awesome.

    • FoxOneZA – X-Therminator

      Okay, how many Dollah’s did you bribe her with?

    • Matthew Holliday

      Ive been subbed to her youtube for a while now, she just seems fun as.

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      Did you give her a lapdance? Tell me YOU GAVE HER A LAPDANCE!!!

    • No Longer SIR Twakkus

      She looks like a lekker chilled and fun person. Did you guys go and have a beer with her afterwards?

  • Mossel

    Just look at that focus in the header. He has the concentration level of a panther. (I’m not really sure if that is good, but I like to think panthers are pretty focused and now what they want in life)

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      The man has level 60 willpower. I think whenever Grant levels up, he dumps all his points into Charisma and Focus! Screw everything else. That’s why he’s a boss level awesome guy.

      • Mossel

        Charisma and focus ftw! Wish I used some points for charisma and focus, alas I wasted it all on One-Handed.

        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          HAHAHAHA! You sir, win the internet!

          • Mossel

            Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

        • Skyblue

          LOL!!

        • ThatManOverThere

          LOL! That comment!!!

      • granthinds

        LOVE YOU JIM!

        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          Sniff! I love you too Grant, now stop it, otherwise people will start to talk…

  • http://xelusprime.wix.com/ettiennev Xelus

    Oh my gaaawd, Jessica Nigri *faints* XD

  • Juan

    hawt, she even sounds sexy

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    :/ Such a pity about the audio. It really sounds like Grant dazzled her by channelling his inner Riaan Cruywagen because she just wanted to spill the beans! I still think that our Sef Efriken accent is like music to the ears of foreign women.

    PS: I think for next year, you guys need to invest in some clip-on microphones or even one of those broadcasting handheld ones.

    Just picture it, a Massive LAGZ logo on a SABC-style handheld Microphone! It’ll be awesome!

    • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      We had a shotgun mic…somebody just forgot to actually plug it in.

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        That sucks :/ Well…. live and learn, I guess.

  • http://www.youtube.com/koldfu5ion Devon Stanton

    sub-titles ?? we all read on this site anyways

  • Trebzz

    I kept looking at her boobs and expected Grant to stick it in there o.O

  • Mugelbub

    Gamers point of view

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      Hahahaha!

  • Guest

    Why is there so many words around that girl with the bewbs?

  • Jonathan

    Why are there so many words around that girl with the bewbs?

  • Dooza

    How did Grant manage to stay focused for the whole interview? Not even once does he have a peak…Lol

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