What, were you expecting the ION post at 4PM? Testicles to that idea, we got something better! Grand Theft Auto V hits shelves in September, and we’ve still yet to see even a shred of gameplay. Until today that is.
The video will be up in a few magical minutes, thanks to the dark sorcery of embed coding. Which leaves you just enough time to go get some popcorn. And grab some for me while you’re at it.
I’m writing this way before 4PM, so I’m going to take a guesstimation and say that the footage above contains examples of three-way play between the protagonists, car chases, destruction, violence and the easy way to get a refund from a hooker.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.