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Pro-gamer caught fapping on livestream

Pickle

Slooshi (that’s Andrew to his mum), a pro League of Legends player was livestreaming one of his matches to the world. After that match the 17 year old got a little bored – and did what most hormone-addled teenage boy in front of an internet-connected computer would do; load up some adult entertainment, and summarily knock one out.  Problem is, the poor kid forgot to turn off his livestream.

And because live-streamed games include webcam footage – mostly so you can see the tension on players’ faces when they’re in a tight match – the world was treated not only to the actual video he was watching – but also his O-face.

As a result, stream provider Twitch TV deleted the nasty footage along with his account – mostly because sharing pornography on a livestream is not looked kindly upon. TwitchTV, the jerks, realising they were maybe a little hard-on him, have since reinstated his account, following an apology.

You’d imagine the kid would now be forever shamed, unable to show his (O!) face in public – but he seems to have really taken it all in his stride, calling it a diversionary “tactic,” and changing the title of his Twitch TV banner to “Got caught fapping”

That’s awesome – because there really should be no shame involved in doing something that 98% of males have admitted to doing. The other 2 percent are liars.

Still, this does confirm my suspicions that MOBA-styled games are for wankers. I don’t know what it is about video games that gets people all spiced up; not too long ago, a fella was caught tickling his pickle in a Japanese video arcade.

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Author:Geoffrey Tim

I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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  • Guest

    I know this guy since he went to my high school. He actually did it on accident, but used it to his advantage instead of being ashamed. He was in 1 of my classes and I called him fap fap, then he laughed.

  • Dracula

    Let’s see fap to game or get some chick preggo. Think i’ll fap to the game and not worry about responsibility sheits!

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