Prepare…For Mortal Kombain!

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Farming Simulator 2013 is out, and we’ve been struggling to get Yolanda to finish the review for it. That’s mostly due to the fact that whenever she boots the game up, she slips into a catatonic state in order to preserve her sanity. But believe it or not, there is a way to make the game actually interesting. And it calls for some… MORTAL KOMBAIN!

The rules are simple. Two players start a custom game and follow these stipulations that Indie DB came up with:

  • Get two players online.
  • Get them two front loaders (models and “weapons” at your discretion, trying different combinations is actually a fun thing in itself).
  • Let them meet at the bridge near the port.
  • The one who tips the other into the water wins!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

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