Please do not celebrate Star Wars Day 
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Darryn Bonthuys
May 3, 2013 at 7:00 pm

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The fourth of May. It’s two days after my birthday and the death of Hitler, but it’s also a great day to be a Star Wars fan. And why not? A cult series of films, TV shows, comics and other merchandise have resulted in a massive fan following over the years, culminating on May 4 every year. Except it’s time to stop celebrating Jedi and Wookies. Your Emperor commands it!

I hope you folks are all proud of yourself. You’ve been supporting a bunch of sister-kissing rebel scum for too long now, and quite frankly, you deserve to be zapped with empirical Force Lightning for doing so.

For shame guys, for shame.

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now.So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Aussious

    Lord Vader…Rise… and meet your new Master.

    • Rince da Ref Lvl2

      Leave a message…like a champion sir!

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      HAHAHAHA Like a BOSS!

      • Aussious

        I never thought Id see the day that both Marvel and Lucusarts would be owned by Disney… the world has gone to shit.

    • Purple_Dragon

      Even more brilliant!

  • Purple_Dragon

    Brilliant!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.heather.7 Kyle

    It’s 2 days before my birthday.

  • Unavengedavo

    Pfff… I celebrated it and I am ready to face a storm trooper firing squad… O wait…