Oculus Rift support added to penis controller porn game 
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Darryn Bonthuys
July 26, 2013 at 8:00 pm

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Good news perverts! The very Japanese game Custom Maid 3D will be out soon, and will feature revolutionary penis-waggling technology. Ha! Suck it Kinect! No wait don’t! In addition to that, the game now also features support for the Oculus Rift. Because where there’s a will, porn will find a way.

Custom Maid 3D, is a game where you create, well, custom maids. In 3D. And then proceed to thrust wildly into the air with the Ju-C Air Support Controller. It’s like a regular motion controller, expect your gentlemen sausage is inside of it and the only gamerscore that you’ll get is 50G of shame.  You can see for yourself in the video above, which is filled with all manner of NSFW suggestiveness.

The Ju-C also happens to double as a controller for your fleshy joystick, so even though you’re doing the two handed tango, you can still play games with it thanks to face buttons and analogue sticks. Now with the addition of the Oculus Rift though, trouser snake handlers can really take advantage of the squealing Japanese fantasy harem girl gaming tech on offer.

Which means that this will be the first game on the market of this particular category to have Oculus Rift support. Expect a review as soon as we manage to sneak a copy past the FPB.

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  • r1g0

    Giggity

  • Lardus-Ginger loving Pervert

    Did they keep saying “juicy” right before the “device” was shown? Not suggestive at all there near the end…just censored by “bad camera angle”!!

  • http://lazygamer.net/ OVG

    FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! So that’s how you gain the Japanese market. Clever sods.

    • http://lazygamer.net/ OVG

      RAPELAY RIFT…. WIN… depending on what demographic you are from.:P

      • http://lazygamer.net/ OVG

        Not even Microsoft can penetrate the Japanese market… get it? PENETRATE?… Slow Friday night… TAXI?

        • Theo Steenekamp

          I can see what you did there. But ye slow Friday, Im commenting on a Saturday lol

  • http://lazygamer.net/ OVG

    I am sorry. No matter how much of a pervert I am, I cannot get turned on by anything that sounds and squeaks like Vannile from FFXIII… AND THAT FCKING PIANO man.

    RUNS OUT OF ROOM TO BOOK TICKETS TO JAPAN… :P

  • thesagebeast

    o_O

  • Ocelotty1

    Well that’s F@cked up :) Custom Maid – Coming at you in 3D – soon……….

  • Eldernoob

    Seriously…no seriously?

  • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

    Why does the one character only have 1 eye. Now that’s creepy

    • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

      #illuminati :p

    • Draco Lusus

      The dangers of a high velocity 8 roper made visible?

    • Hammersteyn

      Poor aim?

    • Unavengedavo

  • Skyblue

    LOL’ed hard at “only gamerscore that you’ll get is 50G of shame”

  • Trevor Davies

    The only thing that surprises me is that it took this long. Japan *sigh*

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  • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    who needs gta5 …pffft

  • RitterBruder

    that’s just not right

  • That Super Twit

    O_o

  • Wtf101

    I take it the one sentence that will never get uttered in life EVER is: “Dude, can I borrow your Ju-C?”

    • Unavengedavo

      Well you won’t be able to sell it 2nd hand…

  • Hammersteyn

    Not to be outdone, America also gets in on the use of new technology.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvXQmzgQfJw

  • RinceDAmasterdebata

    This makes me sad. Let me off please, I don’t like this planet any more…

  • Ultimo_Cleric N7

    What….the…..hell…..
    Japan ladies and gentlemen…..

  • CypherGate

    Lol geees that is just crazy… Just when you think there cant be anymore crazy shit happening then this pops up.

  • Unavengedavo

    So does this work on the same principle as a fleshligh? What if you have latex allergies?

    Would this also made to be compatible with this: http://www.lazygamer.co/video/erotic-adventure-title-coming-to-oculus-rift/

    Would this replace the need for Funderwear in my ultimate combo?

  • InsanityFlea

    Well, mine does have a mind of it’s own. Maybe’s it’s better at games than me. What a dick.

  • EpicReinDeer

    oh god why WHY CRUEL WORLD. WHY DONT I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

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