Mario responds to Peta’s claims of animal cruelty

Mario

The guys over at Dorkly.com have managed to track down Mario and he has thankfully decided to make this video that responds to Peta’s recent idiotic criticism of his racoon suit.

I’m happy to announce that he has confirmed that his suit is in fact not made from real Tanooki skin but is rather a synthetic suit and therefore not a threat to the survival of the racoons very few people care about.

Peta 0 – 1 Mario, let’s hope they realise the foolishness… ah who am I kidding there is no way they’ll realise they were idiots.

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Author:Gavin Mannion

I'm cranky, arrogant and ever so amazingly annoying but when you get to know me you will also realise I'm honest and incredibly good at describing myself... now pass me that beer


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