Seeing as how I’m on a roll, and the rest of the gang has left me to my own devices, lets take a moment to see how far one certain character has come in gaming. Long before the Dark Knight was finding himself stuck in an Asylum, he was a blocky midget who walked as if he had just sharted his bat-pants.Don’t believe me? Then see for yourself, as we chronicle ALL the Batman games, in Lazygamer TV today.
Hands up if you played Dark Tomorrow, and wished that you could break the game in half, thanks to that horrid control scheme. And let’s not forget Batman Forever, which took the Mortal Kombat approach to gameplay. Ridiculous, yet awesome.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.