Author: Gavin Mannion

I'm cranky, arrogant and ever so amazingly annoying but when you get to know me you will also realise I'm honest and incredibly good at describing myself... now pass me that beer

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  • Sith JJ

    What is it?
    All I see is a frame with a “THIS SITE IS BLOCKED” sign inside of it.

    • Kensei Seraph

      Mine also has the company logo and share prices.

      • Sith JJ

        Haha. I don’t think mine would show the company share price, not our proudest thing.

        • Kensei Seraph

          After some investigation I’ve discovered it’s actually the company web site that has been modified slightly to show “The requested page “/denied/denied.htm.mht” could not be found.” instead of the content.

          • Sith JJ

            Skelm bliksems

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          I asked my boss once why if they’re called shares, how come they don’t give me any. Apparently I’m not funny.

          • Sith JJ

            It’s not like the old days anymore where a company rewards you for loyalty. They expect loyalty while telling you that you’re completely replaceable.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            “Be grateful you have a job.”
            “They have it much worse in China.”

            Literally.

          • Sith JJ

            I know. It’s just disheartening.

          • batbreed

            Fair point. Don’t sell yourself short. Loyalty is a a commodity which will only become richer. if you believe you are replaceable you must be a robot believe you are you unique and have some thing that noone else has. Companies know that so show it.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      NORTH KOREA IS MAKING GAMES!

      • Hammersteyn

        Half Life 3 was bought by Konami

        • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

          and Syria 😛

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          Someone must have told Kim Jong Un that HL3 will make nukes 3 times more powerful.

      • Sith JJ

        Didn’t they make TESO though?

    • Rinceinantici

      Which is about all we can see too 😛

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      OMG!!! You will never believe this!!!!!!

  • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

    I hope its as good as this 😛

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      Now I know what talent night at a special needs deaf school looks like.

  • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

    The second level of Phantom Pain will be sold at full retail price.

    • Hammersteyn

      hahahaha

    • Skwissgar Skwigelf

      So, the phantom pain is the one felt when paying for a metal gear demo, right?

  • Skwissgar Skwigelf

    Metal gear, more than likely.
    I’d hope for a new castlevania or contra, but from what they did to castlevania, i’m not sure I want to know what it is…

  • It’s a lesson in not to trust Konami’s time management.

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      lol That reminds me of that Jim Sterling rant that got him barred from Konami.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      and an acknowledgment that Gavin doesn’t know what “breaking news” means.

      • Hey this is not my fault… Stupid Konami

        • Rinceinantici

          Riiight 😉

  • Tauriq Moosa

    Konami Clock Simulator.

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      on North Korean time 😛

      • Tauriq Moosa

        😀

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    You just told us what it was :/

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Extra! Extra! Read all about it…. after the clock counts down.

  • Sk3tz0

    Its the Pokemon MMO..

  • Hammersteyn
  • Rinceinantici

    Konami: Breaking Bad news since the late 1990s

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Konami – bad at meth.

      • Rinceinantici

        tehehehe

  • Hammersteyn

    Like Umar I am hoping for an unrealistic announcement, ZONE OF ENDERS 3.

  • Konami – Broken Internet connection

    • Hammersteyn

      Hahahaha

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      Bunch of pyramid heads.

  • Hammersteyn

    New DUNE game maybe? (refresh for image)

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      Im sure thats a Typo. They mean June.

      • Hammersteyn

        Oh well…

      • HvR – THE Average GAmer

        LOL A lacist typo

        • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

          Lycist Google Lanslator

  • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

    Silent Hill collection 1080P HD with no fog.

  • Skwissgar Skwigelf

    Zone of the enders may not be far off. I heard robot sounds before the stream stopped for whatever reason.

    • Hammersteyn

      That’s what I wished for!

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    This is like watching SABC after 22:00 in the 80’s

    • Hammersteyn

      LOL!

    • Hammersteyn

      It’s now turned into waiting for SABC to start the broadcast early in the morning

  • Has Konami ever pulled off a decent E3 presentation?

    This is ridiculous

    • Hammersteyn

      There were 3000 watching, it’s down to 2200 at the moment

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      Hideo Kojima and crew are all sitting in the Konami control room laughing their asses off at us and wondering if they can convelute the MGS story beyond a Salvador Dali painting to see if the fanboys will still pay $40 for 10minutes of a level.

      They are trolls, if the 2010 presentation is anything to go by.

  • Hammersteyn

    Somebody check CNN, another tsunami maybe?

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      lol CNN will have some shit about Justin Bieber even if a Meteor was about to strike.

      • Hammersteyn

        And Fox news would blame said tsunami on Obama

        • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

          No, Videogames.

          • Skwissgar Skwigelf

            Damn Mass Effect trying to kill everyone.

          • HvR – THE Average GAmer

            Those bloody communist alien lesbos I tell you

  • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

    DEAD OR ALIVE GETS NEW BIKINI DLC

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      WITH NXT GEN B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-OOOBS PHYSICS!!!!

      • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

        bouncy castle physics

        • Kensei Seraph

          Bouncy Castle Simulator.
          With unlockable “special” stages.

          • HvR – THE Average GAmer

            and japanese goats

          • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

            Next gen Dead or Alive game. refresh

          • Hammersteyn

            WTF LOL

        • Hammersteyn

          Is that Umar?

          • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

            HAHAHAHAHA

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            They must have mentioned TLG!

        • HvR – THE Average GAmer
          • Sith JJ

            What the hell did I just see?

          • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

            HAI x2

          • HvR – THE Average GAmer

            Next gen boobs pappie, next gen boobs

          • Sith JJ

            That looked like an animation defect, like when the dragon carcasses on Skyrim won’t stop bouncing.

  • Hammersteyn

    ITS STARTED!!!!

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      Hey hey hey

    • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

      WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? TAKE AWAY ORDER? CALLING MY MOTHER A DUCK???

  • It’s in Japanese.. AFTER ALL THAT

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      Hey

    • Hammersteyn

      Get Geoffrey on the translation. He’s from there isn’t he?

      • HvR – THE Average GAmer

        guy on reft is his cousin

  • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

    RINCE???? What are they saying??????

    • I asked Geoff… he turned it into a racist thing

      • Sith JJ

        Typical asian

        • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

          ORRY?

  • stevenmcd

    Apparently these two people like saying “Hi” to one another

    • Hammersteyn

      Very polite

  • This trailer… so so bad…

    • Hammersteyn

      IM NUUUUCLEAAAARRR

      • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

        HAI

      • Some Miiirrraaaccclleeeee

        • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

          AMAZING

  • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

    HAI

    • Hammersteyn

      HAI

      • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

        HAI HAI asnfqpokhr;ldsanfalkshro38wqu;ldsn HAI

        • HvR – THE Average GAmer

          Hai hai

          • Hammersteyn

            hai

        • Hammersteyn

          Squid? Where?

          • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

            Over theHAI

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            hent-hai?

          • Hammersteyn

            BWAHAHAHAHA

          • Sith JJ

            *facepalms
            ai

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      MENEER HAAI!

      • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

        HAAI HAAI, MOSSIE MOSSIE

        • Sith JJ

          Damn you!
          Beat me to it!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Hy het jou katvis 😀

      • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

        oldschool

  • Skwissgar Skwigelf

    Snake, that’s not lotion!

  • Lourens Jordaan

    What could it be? Boring. That’s what.

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      hai hai

      • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

        HAI, just HAI

  • The words MASON.. what can they mean

    • Jonah Cash

      Mother….. Did they not think that the English speaking world would also like to know what they have to say?!?!?!?

      • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

        HAI?

        • Jonah Cash

          Or is it haai?????

          • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

            BAAIHAAIKWAAI

          • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

            BWAHAHAHAHA In Japanese.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            ohmylol

  • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

    So… they are selling the box art for Phantom Pain for $60

    • Hammersteyn

      hai

      • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

        oh, HAI

        • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

          hai

          • Sith JJ

            hai

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      hai?

  • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

    DID SHE JUST SAY MOOSA?

    Moosa, doth thee knoweth?

  • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

    ORANGE DANCING PEOPLE!!!!!

    • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

      OH NOES!!! THEY FALL DOWN???

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      what the hai

    • Sith JJ

      Racist!

      • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

        HAI

        • Sith JJ

          Hai

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      Rince’s backup dancers

      • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

        HAIHAIHAIIIIIII

      • Hammersteyn

        hai

      • Sith JJ

        Backing waaayyy up

  • Hammersteyn

    WTF Japan? three Asian girls rolling on the floor?

    • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

      ROFALOL

      • Sith JJ

        ROFHAI

        • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

          BANZHAI

        • Hammersteyn

          LMAOHAI

          • Sith JJ

            WTHAI

    • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

      At least two of them is leaving a cup along

  • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

    OH MY GOD!!!!!
    MY SCREEN IS ALL FULL OF STICKY STUFF AFTER HIDEO KOJIMA SHOWED HIS FACE.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      NO UMAR. BAD!

  • Sith JJ

    Rule of LG. Don’t post something that can sound funny if repeated, repeatedly. It will be repeated.

    • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

      HAI

    • Hammersteyn

      HAI

      • Sith JJ

        HAI

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      HAI

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        He looks far too serious to be high :/

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Funny sound constantly repeating
      Each laugh is unique

      HAIKU!

  • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

    WHY can’t I STOP watching?????????

    • Jonah Cash

      Also still here!!

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      I might be enjoying this more than the EA conference

    • Hammersteyn

      HAIYA

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      because you expecting some tenticle to actually show us some game play.

      • Sith JJ

        I read testicle first

        • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

          I am sure they eat those

  • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

    GREEN PEOPLE??????

  • Hammersteyn

    EXUBOXU

    • Admiral Chief Cyber Commando

      OOOOOOO HAI

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    Is Konami having a E3 press conference about E3?

    E3ception

    • Sith JJ

      hai

  • Hammersteyn
    • Sith JJ

      That deer is like: “You BETTER bow, servant!”

  • Hammersteyn

    GAMEPRAY FINARY

  • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

    Parachuting Sheep. I take back what I said about Salvador Dali.

    • Hammersteyn

      When did MGS turn into Baloon Fight?

      • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

        Hideo did admit to taking drugs.

  • Hammersteyn

    He just helium balooned a sheep into the stratosphere????

  • Kensei Seraph

    WHAT THE HELL AM I MISSING?!!?

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      sheep

      • HvR – THE Average GAmer

        attached to balloons

        • Hammersteyn

          hai, weather sheep

        • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

          The sheep is HAI

      • Kensei Seraph

        New Zealand sheep, Japanese sheep or regular sheep?

        • Hammersteyn

          Flying sheep.

        • HvR – THE Average GAmer

          I think this is still MGS, so is Snake Australian?

          • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

            French, he eats tree frogs.

          • HvR – THE Average GAmer

            Maybe French-Australian?

          • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

            Steve Erwin is his BIG BOSS

        • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

          Kojima sheep, they probably talk like that monkey.

          • HvR – THE Average GAmer

            And grow tentacles while screaming HAI!!!

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      I wish I could describe to you what I’m seeing. Best description is just HAI

      • Kensei Seraph

        In what possible world does your mind live in that an informal yes is the best possible description?

        • HvR – THE Average GAmer

          OK let me try again.
          Hai hai hai hai hai
          Bad MGS trailer
          hai hai hia hai
          Orange dancers
          hai hai hai
          Fat masturbating orange asain dude listen to his Ipod
          hai hai hai
          MS E3
          hai hia hia
          Snake attaches weather balloon to sheep
          hai hai
          Snake rides a horse

          With like ten time more hai

          • Kensei Seraph

            Words fail me.

      • Sith JJ

        LOL. Watched it on my phone, but it’s not the same.

    • Sith JJ

      I feel the same dude.

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    Connection drops for 30 seconds and it goes from E3 to executed sheep attached to a balloon

  • Ha… is no one mentioning the fact that this multi million dollar company is running the show through a webcam and iPod headlphones?

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      Of what I’ve seen that will be my last concern if I was an investor

    • Konami is falling into irrelevance. PES and MGS, that is all they got

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      Do not forget the 1970’s cardboard signs

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      I bet they were thinking no matter what they do it couldn’t possibly be any worse than what Nintendo would do. Whoops.

  • Sweet 3Talk

  • Jonah Cash

    If this doesn’t break the internet then nothing will!! Not even if we nuke the crap out of earth would the internet go down now!!

  • Metal gear, the conference. Where Silent Hill you bastards

    • Hammersteyn

      Doukan desu

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    I’m Snake I’m on a horse

  • It’s a man in a box… really are we still doing this?

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      hai.

  • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

    You have to down a shot every time they say Hai.

    • Hammersteyn

      *Dies

    • Sith JJ

      Zero to drunk in 1 minute

      • Hammersteyn

        Hai

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      I don’t want to die.

    • hairyknees

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAI!

  • Sith JJ

    I still maintain that Snake Plisken is the only Snake.

  • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

    HAAAAAAAAI!!!!!

  • Hammersteyn
    • Sith JJ

      HAI

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      HAI

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    DU EEE!

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      oooooooo DUNE!!!!

  • White men???

    • HvR – THE Average GAmer

      And they are even harder to understand

  • DUNE

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      Not the Dune we are thinking of lol

      • NOT AT ALL lol……..I’m sitting here, listening to these Asian Bliksems go Due Due!…When it’s not even the Dune we want!!! FFFFFFFFFFFF
        Hai

  • Foreboding music, OH MY GOD HAI

  • And then SO WAHT

    And then SO WAHT!!!

  • WHAT! A Kojima Dune game?????? PLEASE PLEASE……hai

  • Kojima: Hahaha HAHAHAHA Hai HAHAHAHAH ooooooooooohhhhh

    • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop

      I also need to wash the screen. I just payed Konami $40 for looking at him.

  • HvR – THE Average GAmer

    Are we being trolled, now I feel I’m just watching some random young Japanese Barry Ronge

  • Wait Wait…..Just a Dune comic/Manga?

  • oVgeeeeee Comet Drop
    • Unavengedavo

      When did Geoff have dreadlocks? O_o

  • Look a video of Kojima holding a picture of Kojima

  • How I feel listening to this

    http://i.imgur.com/6xutR4K.gif

    • Hammersteyn

      ROFL

  • Holy shit, this is hilarious. Kojima is a funny guy, the things he says are..yeah, I have no idea what the fuck they’re saying/

  • Rinceinantici

    KA NOOOOOOOOO MI

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