Japan World Cup 3 is the craziest game ever made


We get sent plenty of games here at Lazygamer. And we’ve played them all. We also get sent requests to play certain games that you may not have heard about. And while I admit to enjoying those weird Idol Master games from the land of the rising sun, Japan World Cup 3 may just be the craziest game I have ever seen.

Thanks to RGTechnologies for linking me to this one and forever ruining horse racing for everyone. Japan World Cup 3 may just be the greatest video game ever created.

I mean…look at it. Just look at the crazy unfolding on that screen. I could dip a LA hobo in LSD and groovy shrooms, and nothing he says would ever come close to a game that has strippers fighting on a horse that stretches, while another stallion decides that two legs are better when it comes to running.

It’s beyond crazy. And I simply must have this game.

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Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.
  • Spathi

    Oh my soul, I NEED THIS GAME!!!!

  • ElimiNathan

    Haha, that is all

  • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs


  • HvR

    Man trying to get some work done over here, difficult with the laughing cramps.

  • HvR

    After the first race I dubbed the white extending horse Darryn.

    • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

      Rather call the horse “Darryls deepest desire”

      • HvR

        not Blow Early Darryn or Fall Short Bonthuys?

  • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

    I have to have this game… where can I get it

  • RinceThisDaExecutiveProducerEx

    HAHAHAH! Must have, what platform?

  • RinceThisDaExecutiveProducerEx

    World cup free, mmm, love that accent ;)

  • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    Suddenly my life is incomplete

  • Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs

    Yeti on Trojan BEST

  • OVG


  • hairyknees

    Hahahaha! The horse on two legs kills me xD

  • John of Vault 11

    Watched this yesterday. It’s awesome

  • ThatManOverThere

    WHAT DA F***!? LOLL

  • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

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