We get sent plenty of games here at Lazygamer. And we’ve played them all. We also get sent requests to play certain games that you may not have heard about. And while I admit to enjoying those weird Idol Master games from the land of the rising sun, Japan World Cup 3 may just be the craziest game I have ever seen.
Thanks to RGTechnologies for linking me to this one and forever ruining horse racing for everyone. Japan World Cup 3 may just be the greatest video game ever created.
I mean…look at it. Just look at the crazy unfolding on that screen. I could dip a LA hobo in LSD and groovy shrooms, and nothing he says would ever come close to a game that has strippers fighting on a horse that stretches, while another stallion decides that two legs are better when it comes to running.
It’s beyond crazy. And I simply must have this game.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.