Ryu and Ken. Lifelong rivals who happen to be the best damn pair of Shoryuken punch spammers around. Of course, they’re friends first, but much like everything else in life when it comes to men, there’s something that they can’t help but battle over. The size of their Hadouken.
Here’s the latest video from Internet band Starbomb, which is made up of Ninja Sex Party and Egoraptor. This time round though, SpazKid 3D is handling the animation. And f you were expecting a video where Ryu and Ken battle over penis size to be classy, then buddy you came to the wrong NSFW neighbourhood.
Check it out though, at least for the superb pound-cake animation.
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