It’s Penis Fighter in this Ryu vs Ken rap battle

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Ryu and Ken. Lifelong rivals who happen to be the best damn pair of Shoryuken punch spammers around. Of course, they’re friends first, but much like everything else in life when it comes to men, there’s something that they can’t help but battle over. The size of their Hadouken.

Here’s the latest video from Internet band Starbomb, which is made up of Ninja Sex Party and Egoraptor. This time round though, SpazKid 3D is handling the animation. And f you were expecting a video where Ryu and Ken battle over penis size to be classy, then buddy you came to the wrong NSFW neighbourhood.

Check it out though, at least for the superb pound-cake animation.



Author: Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

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  • Ryanza

    That’s why we shouldn’t have white rappers.

    • Brian Murphy

      The Last Emperor is great, love that guy.

  • Craig “Crios” Boonzaier

    Now I want pound cake.

  • I usually like Egoraptor’s stuff..but that was middling. Nothing but dick jokes.

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