You’ve heard of the Oculus Rift right? It’s the virtual reality headset that is coming next year that will allow you to be immersed in your video game… and yes obviously this means a sex game is coming.
The title is called Wicked Paradise and is apparently being created by a team with some solid video game history behind them including Call of Duty, Lost Planet, Madden and Rage.
The official blurb will leave nothing to the imagination
“Imagine playing Leisure Suit Larry but instead of watching a screen, you are inside the game.
Imagine the world and its inhabitants look highly realistic.
Imagine walking into a bar in Wicked Paradise, noticing a beautiful lady, talking to her, and seducing her.
Imagine playing your cards right and having passionate wild sex with her.”
Okay wait maybe there is something still left to the imagination.. I mean the thing only goes over your head.. no not that one… so how is that last bullet point going to happen?
Scratch that I really don’t want to know.
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