I was really excited to come to Gamescom to play games and see all the things. What I was equally excited for was all the merchandise that would be available. The expo didn’t disappoint. I am so broke right now!
Correct, the first Swag Stand (™) I sought out was the Dota 2 store. It had loads of stuff I had seen online and a whole lot more. Zoe then appeared out of nowhere and told me about the Valve store, which was packed with Portal, Half-Life, Team Fortress 2, and various other goodies. This was just the beginning. There were stores for EVERYTHING. I could have easily spent a whole day just browsing each store and picking out awesome stuff.
Don’t believe me? Fine! I made this pretty video for you, packed with my beautiful face, fluffy hair, and funky music. See the swag for yourself!
In other news, my wallet is to have its own episode in the hit reality show, “I shouldn’t be alive!”
Last Updated: August 14, 2014
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2014 at 13:34
Is that header image for real? They have paedobear right next to the candy?
Kensei Seraph
August 14, 2014 at 13:38
I see you used the less common foot smell definition of “funky.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2014 at 13:41
lulz @ Hadouken/Heineken shirt. Damn they’re got some cool stuff there. Especially the dolls, and those pink wigs Rince has always wanted.
Rinceable
August 14, 2014 at 13:49
I am so NEED now!
VampyreSquirrel
August 14, 2014 at 13:43
OMG! I want a creeper!!!! Matty! Make it so!
I’ll buy you a burger when you get back 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2014 at 13:45
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Kensei Seraph
August 14, 2014 at 13:48
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/677/582/be5.gif
Rinceable
August 14, 2014 at 13:49
So would you say you’ll be eating cabbages for the next few days?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2014 at 13:50
And a handful of nuts.
Rinceable
August 14, 2014 at 13:53
“HandFUL”? This is Geoff we are talking about… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2014 at 13:54
*cough*
Rinceable
August 14, 2014 at 15:34
All good. NEXT.
VampyreSquirrel
August 14, 2014 at 13:54
1:20 is Umar’s little area.
Admiral Chief Beta Tester
August 14, 2014 at 14:19
Valve store!!!