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Batman Reviews – Thief

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Bertmern

Earlier today, Gavin asked you wonderful lot if you’d like to throw some cash at him so that he can kick ass in a court case. Once again, you guys haven’t just been radical, you’ve smashed any and all our expectations. On Twitter, a donation was promised if I reviewed a game while dressed up as Batman. Never one to disappoint (Unless you ask certain ladies), I duly obliged. Here’s that review.

Big thanks to @NfernoZA for suggesting this. Now I’m off to the chemist, because it feels like marlboro just karate-chopped my larynx.

Last Updated: February 26, 2014

45 Comments

  1. Dude, I’ll fricken pay a monthly fee to see you do this more! Next challenge, review game as Bertman while eating a bhut jolokia chili or better yet, as Sperterman and use the webs from your mouth to shoot random people!!

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    • Kensei Seraph

      February 26, 2014 at 19:45

      The chili might make the voice permanent though.

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  2. Rikus

    February 26, 2014 at 17:56

    I lol’ed. Every reviewer needs the “Batmans”-system to review a game

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  3. Gustav Minnie

    February 26, 2014 at 18:07

    Batman in a Kobus Wiese Lee jean, nice.

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  4. oVg BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA!

    February 26, 2014 at 18:07

    The cat is very very relaxed, you must do this often 😛
    Great stuff 🙂

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  5. hairyknees

    February 26, 2014 at 18:10

    xD

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  6. oVg BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HA!

    February 26, 2014 at 18:10

    Nice to see the Batman collection in numeric order 🙂

    #Rock789 😉

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 26, 2014 at 19:48

      lol

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  7. Gareth L (That Guy)

    February 26, 2014 at 19:10

    There are no words… there is only Batman.

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  8. Hammersteyn

    February 26, 2014 at 19:16

    More videos like this, we make a demand!

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    • Matewis Jubilai

      February 26, 2014 at 21:06

      Ugh, the mere sight of a vuvuzela makes me cringe in anticipation of the imminent cries of a hellish succubus waxing its nethra yayeh

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  9. Hammersteyn

    February 26, 2014 at 19:22

    • Kensei Seraph

      February 26, 2014 at 19:46

      You haven’t fed me in 6 months…
      The only reason you still live is nostalgia.

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      • Hammersteyn

        February 26, 2014 at 19:47

        That seems about right.

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      • Sageville

        February 27, 2014 at 09:37

        LOL’ed

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  10. Kensei Seraph

    February 26, 2014 at 19:42

    KITTEH!!!

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  11. Umar Reborn

    February 26, 2014 at 20:00

    MORE OF THIS!!!!!!

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 26, 2014 at 20:06

      Darryn needs a villain. Geoff could be the Penguin, Zoe could be Catwoman. Not sure about Gavin though.

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      • Gavin Mannion

        February 27, 2014 at 06:25

        Mr Freeze 🙂

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        • Hammersteyn

          February 27, 2014 at 07:21

          That would be awesome. You could chase Darryn with a fire extinguisher!

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  12. Umar Reborn

    February 26, 2014 at 20:02

    Your cats must be thinking…”Dafuq is my master doing……meow”

    EDIT:…Cats meow to themselves when they think…….

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    • Mossel

      February 27, 2014 at 07:58

      Duh that’s like basic science…
      xD

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    • Skoobaz

      February 28, 2014 at 09:08

      Edit: Dafuq is my minion doing..?

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      • Umar Reborn

        February 28, 2014 at 09:09

        Funny because that is actually what cats think of us..

        “Pamper me human!”

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        • Skoobaz

          February 28, 2014 at 09:12

          Got two cats, The missus is like they’re cute and adorable. But I know the truth. Cats are Evol…

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          • Umar Reborn

            February 28, 2014 at 09:14

            LOL Same here…she’s all gaga over them, but I see the way they look at men…I sleep with one eye open.

  13. Unavengedavo

    February 26, 2014 at 20:08

    Now that’s taking one for the team…. Gavin, you should give that man a raise

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 26, 2014 at 20:10

      Gavin raises the back of his hand towards Darryn everyday

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        February 26, 2014 at 20:59

        No daddy NO!

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  14. ToshZA

    February 26, 2014 at 20:23

    That bed is worse than mine. LOL. Didn’t think that was possible.

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 27, 2014 at 07:22

      I have trouble finding mine sometimes in the clutter

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  15. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 26, 2014 at 20:59

    Batman is such a dick. Garret’s parents are DDDDDEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDD!

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    • RinceandGATHERTroops!

      February 26, 2014 at 22:23

      Well, Batman is probably like ‘did you watch them die in an alley? No? Then man up!”

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  16. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 26, 2014 at 21:00

    It’s obviously not cold in PE. No Bat-nipples.

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 26, 2014 at 21:27

      Suit wasn’t designed by Joel

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    • RinceandGATHERTroops!

      February 26, 2014 at 22:23

      Plasters from the chaffing?

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        February 27, 2014 at 04:56

        Is that what you use when wearing your gimp suit?

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  17. RinceandGATHERTroops!

    February 26, 2014 at 22:21

    Soooo awesome! We want more of this, please!

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  18. Mythryl

    February 26, 2014 at 22:42

    Dude you need to clean your room!

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  19. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    February 27, 2014 at 07:26

    Lol this made me laugh. Thanx for the laugh on a Thursday morning 🙂

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  20. Admiral Chief in Vegas

    February 27, 2014 at 08:26

    Cat just does NOT seem to give a shit

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  21. Admiral Chief in Vegas

    February 27, 2014 at 08:27

    MAKE YOUR BED BRENDA!!!

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  22. VampyreSquirrel

    February 27, 2014 at 08:33

    lol! The cat is epic… was more epic than watching Darryn. Darryn’s Batman voice is pretty well done though.

    Oh, you need to teach your cat some manners, licking itself while on a youtube vid… tsk tsk tsk.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 27, 2014 at 08:45

      It’s a cat licking video with Batman in the background. According to the cat.

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  23. Hugh Lashbrooke

    March 4, 2014 at 13:08

    You guys really need to do more reviews like this…

    Reply

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