| | Bethesda Offers Skyrim Baby Award | 
Geoffrey Tim - February 21st, 2011 | If you’re a big – and by big I mean eminently ardent – fan of Bethesda’s Elder Scrolls, you might want to put on your procreating hat – and take your pants off. In a post on their Blog, the company has offered an unknown reward ... [»] | 
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| Grand Mer: because the world needs a fishing MMO | 
Miklós Szecsei - January 27th, 2011 | I’ve often thought to myself: “Damn, I’d really just love to kick back and do some online virtual fishing with a load of other people from all over the world. It’d be even better if I could do virtual fishing in an online world that perpetuates gender stereotyping in videogamesâ€.Luckily, a ... [»] | 
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| Have you ever heard of the MMO called Code of Everand? | 
Miklós Szecsei - January 18th, 2011 | Neither has the UK tax payer, but they’ve still forked out over £2.8 million for it since it launched in November 2009. Wait, what? Tax payers funding an MMO? Yep, that’s because it was the brain-child of the UK Department of Transport. The MMO was designed to get kids into thinking about road safety.Sadly, the MMO is practically dead. ... [»] | 
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| Here’s your WTF viewing for the day – Protip: NSFW | 
Miklós Szecsei - December 10th, 2010 | In an alternate universe, AJ McLean was never part of the Backstreet Boys. Instead, he joined the UNSC and became a Spartan; a Spartan capable of hooking up and forming "meaningful relationships" with women; a Spartan who likes to sharpen his knife while hanging out with stars from TV shows such ... [»] | 
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| Kinect Gets its Own Stupid Accessories | 
Geoffrey Tim - October 11th, 2010 | The Wii’s motion-controlled gaming (and to a lesser extent since the release of Playstation Move, the PS3) has afforded profiteering purveyors of perplexingly pointless plastic periphery the prospect of peddlling their preposterous products. If you thought Microsoft’s Kinect – which is free from controllers of any sort – would be spared all manner of unnecessary accessory - you’d be wrong. Very, very wrong. ... [»] |
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| GOG.com Set To Return, Marketing Stunt Confused Everyone | 
Karl Thomson - September 23rd, 2010 | GOG.com has finally revealed what was going on after speculation and downright confusion.They are relaunching, leaving beta status and bringing in a slew of changes. Check after the jump for one of the most bizarre conferences ever, and my thoughts on the matter.Two men appeared as monks, speaking to the camera, offering their "humble apologies". Instead of outright apologising for being ... [»] |
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| Square-Enix Announces New Dissidia Final Fantasy | 
Karl Thomson - September 14th, 2010 | Square-Enix have announced a new Dissidia Final Fantasy sequel for the PSP, which is confusingly entitled Duodecim. For you non-Latin readers, thats 'twelve'.The title was revealed in last week's Weekly Shonen Jump in Japan. It is set for release in 2011, will come out on PSP, and we can expect ... [»] |
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| Crazy Japanese Beatboxer Pits Ken Against Dhalsim…In His Mouth. | 
Geoffrey Tim - August 23rd, 2010 | Japanese beatboxer Hikakin has recreated a classic Ken vs Dhalsim Street Fighter II matchup…using nothing but his mouth – complete with hadoukens, shoryukens and yoga fires.. Hit the jump for a video that’s honestly pretty creepy, as the sounds of at least 5 people are expelled through the mouth of of just one little Japanese guy. Incredible. As a bonus, you’ll also find an older video ... [»] |
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| Wii Peripherals Have gone Beyond the Ridiculous | 
Geoffrey Tim - May 27th, 2010 | In my absence, Gavin posted about a pet peeve of mine; mindless Wii peripherals that don’t add anything to gameplay but do remove money from your wallet – if you’re the sort of person who keeps his wallet in his back pocket, right behind his brain. With each new silly peripheral, you’ll find me calling it the ... [»] |
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| Lovechess Salvage – Virtual Chess Pawn | 
Geoffrey Tim - May 18th, 2010 | It seems nerds may have gotten bored of the deluge of free porn on the internet. Chess is a king amongst games – a deep, strategic game representing the distilled fundamentals of war that’s been enjoyed by some of the world’s best thinkers. It’s a game that’s characterised by forward thinking, and planning ahead. Thanks to Lovechess Salvage, that planning ... [»] | 
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| Super Strip Fighter IV | 
Geoffrey Tim - April 30th, 2010 | Are you – like me - sitting waiting patiently for Super Street Fighter IV? Are you a pubescent boy? Does the sight of barely clothed animated characters get you gooey? Doujin circle Studio S have created just the thing for you.An obvious parody of Capcom’s superior fighting game, Super Strip Fighter IV has you aiming to not merely beat (hur hur) your opponent - you have to try remove their clothing. Qnd rape them with tentacles. Probably. My Japanese is a bit rusty.The game features ... [»] |
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| PlayStation Move: What is this? | 
Gavin Mannion - March 11th, 2010 | Joystiq has gotten their grubby paws on the PlayStation Move at GDC and has taken pictures from every angle possible. Most of them are pretty standard stuff but this one really has me baffled. We can see the standard USB port for charging and what looks like clip holes for ... [»] |
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| WTF? Muscle March Gets US Release, Rapes Your Eyeballs | 
Geoffrey Tim - December 3rd, 2009 | Right. We all know by now that the Japanese can be pretty damned weird. After the jump you’ll find a video of a Japanese Wiiware game that’s just gotten an unlikely US release. In Muscle March, you’re tasked with chasing a burly thief who has appropriated your protein shake powder. You must apprehend the pilferer by imitating the poses he makes as he runs through walls. Yes, really.I really hope I’m not making this up. Either this is very real, or somebody’s slipped a ... [»] |
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| Dodgy Asian PSPGo! Knock Off | 
Geoffrey Tim - October 9th, 2009 | This was inevitable. Any of you who’ve listened to CD’s on your “Somy†Hi Fi system, played games on your golden china 8 bit system or even glanced at the time on your “Rolux†watch would know that the Chinese are pretty good at making counterfeit goods that look uncannily genuine. The victim of Sino-cloning this time is Sony’s new PSP Go!, which has received a doppelganger in the form of the PXP-2000. It has a bucketload of features too! ... [»] |
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| Sony Nazi Ads “Fake” | 
Geoffrey Tim - October 2nd, 2009 | Remember those intriguingly bizarre, yet wholly inappropriate Chilean Nazi Sony adverts we posted about recently? Turns out they’re fake. Well, not fake in that they’re counterfeit, but fake in that they were never approved by Sony, and were in fact ... [»] |
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