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The Darkness II 8.0
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Extras! Wolverine gets a release date, Abraham Lincoln is an axe-wielding badass, Lestat to make his return, Spider-Man goes viral and Qui-Gon Jin vs Jean Luc Picard?! Plus much more!
Welcome to The Extras! A daily dose of all the smaller movie related news, clips and just plain cool stuff that you might have missed!Everybody’s favourite kitchen utenstil sporting Canuck h
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson reunite for “Interns”
One of these actors has been in a terrible Christmas movie, while the other had to make Jackie Chan look funny. When they’re seperate, they’re terrible, but when Vince Vaughn and Owen Wil
Award winning composer John Williams turns 80 today!
There are very few modern composers that has left as indelible a mark on pop culture as John Williams has. The maestro has provided the musical backdrops to some of cinema’s most iconic moments
Wrath of the Titans reveals some truly epic marketing posters
Clash of the titans, while not a terrible film, was a rather lacklustre experience. Sure, it had great action and some truly fantastic design takes on the myths and monsters of the ancient world of th
Dave Bautista joins Vin Diesel for upcoming Riddick sequel film
If there is one advantage to being a man-mountain of muscles that can speak fluently in roid-grunts, it has to be that movies are always looking for a rather large individual in order to oppose their
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In Other News – 08 February 2012
In Other News – 08 February 2012 Er, I better write something interesting here while you all stare at the header image above. I know! My recipe for ultimate cookies of infinite happiness! Alright, here’s what you: First, busy some
These are the Star Wars 3D Ticket winners you’re looking for…
These are the Star Wars 3D Ticket winners you’re looking for… These are the lucky people who've each nabbed double tickets to see Star Wars in 3D this weekend.
Xbox Live’s General Manager responds to security concerns
Xbox Live’s General Manager responds to security concerns Alex Garde, The Xbox Live boss, has issued a statements about the Xbox Live security issue - only it doesn't really say anything.
Has Psychonauts been saved by Minecraft?
Has Psychonauts been saved by Minecraft? Just when it seemed that all hope was lost on a sequel to the beloved Psychonauts game ever appearing, Markus “Notch” Persson has thrown his trademark hat into the ring, claiming that he is willin
Editorial: Four irritatingly impossible games that made me put my foot through the TV
Editorial: Four irritatingly impossible games that made me put my foot through the TV We've played plenty of great games over the years, but there are certain old-school titles out there that drove us to incredible hulk levels of rage. Here's a look at four of them.
The Witcher devs think the Xbox pre-played games lock is “a bad thing”
The Witcher devs think the Xbox pre-played games lock is “a bad thing” The Witcher 2 developers CD Projekt speak out against the rumoured lock-out of pre-played games in the next generation of consoles.
Star Wars Dance Off… I wish I was joking
Star Wars Dance Off… I wish I was joking Apparently the upcoming Kinect Star Wars title is going to have a dancing mini-game in it.. I wish I was joking
Skylander giants incoming
Skylander giants incoming Activision has announced some new variations for it's hit title, Skylanders
Malicious hits the PSN with a gorgeous trailer this week
Malicious hits the PSN with a gorgeous trailer this week A hidden gem from Japan, Malicious is finally making its way to western audiences this week. See the trailer to experience the full beauty of this quirky game.
No UMD Passport for Western vita owners
No UMD Passport for Western vita owners Sony's reneged on its promise of backwards compatibility for the PlayStation Vita - but does it really matter?
The trailer for Ghost Recon: Future Soldier doesn’t fight fair

 - February 7th, 2012
Sure, we may all be playing Battlefield 3 and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 right now, but those conflict scenarios are quite contemporary in their approach to global war. After having dropped off the radar for quite a while now due to numerous delays and some retooling, you’d be forgiven for not having paid much attention to the latest ... [»]

Getting There
Rumour: Assassins Creed 3 to be set during the American Revolution

 - January 30th, 2012
The Assassins Creed franchise has been all over the world so far, with the majority of the sequels set during the Renaissance. It should be no surprise that Ubisoft is currently working on a third instalment that will wrap up several loose ends, but it looks like series lead character Desmond may not be out of the Animus chair just yet. Rumours have begun circulating for when exactly the ... [»]

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Kinect, says Ghost Recon developer, is like a “inflatable doll”

 - January 27th, 2012
Ghost Recon: Future Soldier’s IP director Adrian Lacey has likened Kinect’s motion controls to expensive, opened-mouthed inflatable sex toys. Wait, what?Responding to Spong’s question about about the possibility of Kinect replacing traditional controls,  he responded with a headline-grabbing “That’s like asking whether an inflatable doll replaces a woman.” Interesting analogy- and it’s spot on - neither are ... [»]

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Rayman Origins coming to PC…with no DRM!

 - January 27th, 2012
Ubisoft’s Rayman Origins is easily one of the best games released last year. About as proximate to perfection as possible in a planar platformer, Rayman Origins charmed the pants off of us - and got the nod as our favourite platformer of 2011. PC gamers will finally get the chance to jump around as everybody’s favourite limbless heroes in March - and ... [»]

You Really Care
Ubisoft wants more (and more) Assassin’s Creed. Do You?

 - January 26th, 2012
I love the Assassin’s Creed Franchise. Well, I fell in love with it after the second game, at any rate. Since then? There’s been a new Assassin’s Creed game every year and it seems that Ubisoft is only too happy to annualise the series. While some might feel that regular, annual iterations will only dilute the brand and led to gamer fatigue, Ubisoft boss Yves Guillemot believes otherwise.The regular releases, he says, are necessary to "satisfy the demand". ... [»]

Smoking
James Noir’s Hollywood Crimes 3D review – Criminal Negligence

 - January 25th, 2012
It is Hollywood in the 1960s, and you are taking part in a game show about puzzles. While busy on the show, you meet an old friend who is now an FBI agent investigating a serial killer who targets the winners of the TV show that you are currently a contestant in. He asks for your help to solve the puzzles left behind by the killer. The clues lead to new victims, and you end ... [»]

Getting There
Score
6.5/10
The Settlers Online Beta Preview – Evony and Ivory

 - January 24th, 2012
The Settlers series  consists of seven titles, the latest of which was apparently plagued with DRM issues. Generally a pretty good city builder with a bit of combat and some hero units (with rather woeful voice acting), The Settlers has now moved into the realm of online browser based games. I’ve played The Settlers 5 and 6, as well as many other city building games over the years, but I’ve ... [»]

Getting There
Ubisoft says Anno 2070 DRM works as intended

 - January 20th, 2012
Ubisoft’s future-based city-building sim Anno 2070 is a pretty great game. If it has one mighty flaw though, it’s in its implementation of the nasty Tages DRM system. As we told you last week, the game allows for three installations - but a simple change in hardware, such as putting in a new graphics card - eats up one of those installs. Many though it might be a ... [»]


Ubisoft DRM limits become absurd

 - January 17th, 2012
Its safe to say that no one likes Digital Rights Management. A system wherein publishers can protect their properties, DRM is a rather intrusive and irritating method to combat piracy, and it’s here to stay unfortunately. But that’s fine, we can live with those gripes and complaints, as long as we get to play our favourite games. And we want those games ... [»]

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Anno 2070 Review – Future Tycoon

 - January 16th, 2012
The year is 2070, and although global warming has not destroyed the Earth, it has shaken things up a bit. Some resources have dried up, and others have become available through new technologies. You are a city builder, with access to ships and a number of resource-rich islands. The idea in Anno is to build cities and trade resources between your islands, and negotiate (or battle it out) with the other inhabitants. Simply, Anno 2070 is a great city building game.If that’s what you’re interested in, this ... [»]

Smoking
Score
8.0/10
Your Shape: Fitness Evolved 2012 review – Get moving, fatty!

 - December 14th, 2011
The sequel to Ubisoft’s Your Shape: Fitness Evolved is here. That was a great title; 2012 is even better. While traditional games are still floundering around trying to think of a good way to use the Kinect, fitness ‘games’ like this one have taken full advantage of its features.If you played the original Your Shape: FE, 2012 ... [»]

Flame On
Score
8.0/10
New Rainbow Six trailer takes on the bankers

 - December 12th, 2011
The last Rainbow 6 Patriots footage blew me away and over the weekend at the VGA’s a new cut scene was released about this game and it’s just made it more enticing. In this scene some terrorists or as they like to be called, Patriots, break into a an office block and ... [»]

Smoking
Rayman Origins Review – Sleep stifling sillyness

 - December 2nd, 2011
Jumping jabberwocky! Galloping gunwhales and lumbering Lums! Don't understand any of this? No fear, it hardly makes any sense to me either! Rayman Origins brings the ridiculous world of Rayman to nonsensical life in beautifully bubbly HD graphics.Rayman and his crew are besieged by the darktoons after their sonorous snoring causes a granny in the Land of the Livid Dead to go into a frothy frenzy. Now the Bubble Dreamer has gone ... [»]

Smoking
Score
9.0/10
Rabbids Alive & Kicking Review – Kill The Waaaaabbit

 - December 2nd, 2011
As soon as we heard that a new new Rabbids game was heading our way for review I instantly volunteered to take it home for a test drive, I’ve had a bit of a love affair with the Rabbids for a few years now (don’t judge me) and while the games haven’t evolved much in that time ... [»]

Popular
Score
7.0/10
Might and Magic Heroes 6 Review – We need a hero

 - November 28th, 2011
Twenty Five years. That’s how long the venerable franchise surrounding the heroes of Might and Magic have been around, with the latest adventure in the fantasy realms bridging a five year gap between releases. But unlike long-running franchises such as Final Fantasy and Phantasy Star, Heroes of Might and Magic has never quite catapulted itself into the stratosphere of gaming, having always been confined to a niche genre amongst the most dedicated of gamers. Can this sixth instalment finally bring the heroes ... [»]

Smoking
Score
7.0/10

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