Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Jan21

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

The ghost with the most, a poltergeist prankster with lethal gags. And now a kickass action figure as well, who has clearly managed to recover his normal head-size since the first flick ended.

Batman is going to make your other toys bleed
Jan07

Batman is going to make your other toys bleed

TELL ME…DOES YOUR WALLET BLEED? IT WILL.

Judge Dredd’s Lawmaster is yours…if you can ever get it to work
Nov17

Judge Dredd’s Lawmaster is yours…if you can ever get it to work

Mega blocks. Mega highways. Mega City One. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Citizens in fear of the street. The gun. The gang. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the Hall of Justice. Juries. Executioners. Judges. And on bitchin’ awesome motorcycles as well.

HALT MUTANT! Prepare for a Sentinel scan!
Nov09

HALT MUTANT! Prepare for a Sentinel scan!

Beyond genetic discrimination, there’s one other big problem with being a mutant: Giant robots. Or more specifically, giant Sentinel robots which can lock on to a mutant power signature and introduce Homo Superior to Machina Hand Laser. Still think being a mutie is cool?

All aboard the Sentinel Prime space-train!
Oct14

All aboard the Sentinel Prime space-train!

I seem to be on a Transformers roll today. The Transformers: Devastation game ain’t half-bad if you can wait for it to be on sale, but I’ve always been a bigger fan of the toys. Especially the toys that those damn kids can’t afford and should keep their sticky germ-ridden fingers off of. And right now, I want to sell Sandy’s organs to get my hands on a Prime piece of Transformers merchandise.

It’s Xenomorphin’ time!
Oct07

It’s Xenomorphin’ time!

I’ve always admired the purity of the Xenomorph. A phallic nightmare, a survivor… unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Now I won’t lie to you. Having a Xenomorph replica in your collection, can only end in the kiss of death. But you do have my sympathies.

We unbox the coolest Star Wars toy around: Sphero’s BB-8 App-Controlled Droid
Sep09

We unbox the coolest Star Wars toy around: Sphero’s BB-8 App-Controlled Droid

We get our hands all over the pick of the litter from last week’s Force Friday Star Wars toy blowout: the Sphero powered BB-8 app-controlled droid!

New Shovel Knight Amiibo is the only way to unlock co-op mode
Aug28

New Shovel Knight Amiibo is the only way to unlock co-op mode

Nintendo has finally confirmed that Shovel Knight is getting its own Amiibo, while continuing shady practices regarding physical DLC for its games.

NECA’s Batman: Arkham Knight 1/4 scale figure is bloody massive
Jun23

NECA’s Batman: Arkham Knight 1/4 scale figure is bloody massive

He’s like Batman in every way possible, except at a quarter of his actual size. I shall call him Mini-Bat.

It’s all in the swing with this Play Arts Kai Thor figure
May22

It’s all in the swing with this Play Arts Kai Thor figure

Are you worthy enough to lift a smaller version of Mjolnir, in the form of a collectible action figure?

There’s more than meets the eye to this Bumblebee Transfomer replica
Jan07

There’s more than meets the eye to this Bumblebee Transfomer replica

Robots in disuigse? Not this replica of the fan favourite Autobot Bumblebee!

I AM IRON MONGER!
Nov16

I AM IRON MONGER!

Iron Monger won’t just pulverise Iron Man. He’ll tear your bank account a new orifice as well.