It’s been almost thirty years since the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles first appeared on a TV screen. And every minute of it has been weirdly engrossing.
NO! SLEEP! UNTIL BROOKLYN! Here’s the final trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows which is looking wonderfully over the top so far.
Heroes in a plastic half-shell, turtle power! Can the 1990 version of Raphael stand up to the newer Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Yes, yes he can.
Is Michelangelo adorable even in space? Yes, yes he is.
The best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game wasn’t found in your home. It was found on the streets. In an arcade next to them.
Wait, before you click further: These turtles look almost as disturbing as the ones from that 2014 movie where they resembled the mutated love children of el presidente.
There’s a certain charm to being aware of how stupid something may be. Which is maybe why people manage to put up with me. Take the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies for instance. My Grodd, was it wonderfully stupid. Michaelangelo looked like he was related to President Zuma, master Splinter was a combination of CGI nightmare fuel and the Shredder was a walking advert for Ginsu knives. Time for a sequel then.
Platinum knocked out a fantastic action game this year in the form of Transformers: Devastation. Not the biggest game ever made, but a dedicated slice of 1980s G1 nostalgia featuring the robots in disguise. And it looks like Platinum is dipping back into that well of classic cartoon memories, with a heroes in a half-shell adaptation.
One lean, mean and green fighting team! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
The heroes in a half-shell are back to slap some turtle power into your consoles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Take a look at three decades worth of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in this handy infographic!
A new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game might be in development for Kinect