There I was, sweat pouring off my forehead. Every laboured breath burning through my lungs, but regardless of the pain in my calves, a toothy grin appeared on my face. As I crawled towards the couch, I gasped, “Most...awesome... workout...ever”. But then, I caught a glimpse of my cellphone's LCD screen. My eyes instantly widened, and with a few choice expletives thrown in, I screamed “What the *%#$...that was only 5 minutes? %$#% @#$”.
Posted by James Lenoir - 05 Dec 2012