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There I was, sweat pouring off my forehead. Every laboured breath burning through my lungs, but regardless of the pain in my calves,  a toothy grin appeared on my face.   As I crawled towards the couch,  I gasped, “Most...awesome... workout...ever”. But then, I caught a glimpse of  my cellphone's LCD screen.  My eyes instantly widened, and with a few choice expletives thrown in, I screamed “What the *%#$...that was only 5 minutes? %$#% @#$”.