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Extras! Wolverine gets a release date, Abraham Lincoln is an axe-wielding badass, Lestat to make his return, Spider-Man goes viral and Qui-Gon Jin vs Jean Luc Picard?! Plus much more!
Welcome to The Extras! A daily dose of all the smaller movie related news, clips and just plain cool stuff that you might have missed!Everybody’s favourite kitchen utenstil sporting Canuck h
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson reunite for “Interns”
One of these actors has been in a terrible Christmas movie, while the other had to make Jackie Chan look funny. When they’re seperate, they’re terrible, but when Vince Vaughn and Owen Wil
Award winning composer John Williams turns 80 today!
There are very few modern composers that has left as indelible a mark on pop culture as John Williams has. The maestro has provided the musical backdrops to some of cinema’s most iconic moments
Wrath of the Titans reveals some truly epic marketing posters
Clash of the titans, while not a terrible film, was a rather lacklustre experience. Sure, it had great action and some truly fantastic design takes on the myths and monsters of the ancient world of th
Dave Bautista joins Vin Diesel for upcoming Riddick sequel film
If there is one advantage to being a man-mountain of muscles that can speak fluently in roid-grunts, it has to be that movies are always looking for a rather large individual in order to oppose their
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In Other News – 08 February 2012
In Other News – 08 February 2012 Er, I better write something interesting here while you all stare at the header image above. I know! My recipe for ultimate cookies of infinite happiness! Alright, here’s what you: First, busy some
These are the Star Wars 3D Ticket winners you’re looking for…
These are the Star Wars 3D Ticket winners you’re looking for… These are the lucky people who've each nabbed double tickets to see Star Wars in 3D this weekend.
Xbox Live’s General Manager responds to security concerns
Xbox Live’s General Manager responds to security concerns Alex Garde, The Xbox Live boss, has issued a statements about the Xbox Live security issue - only it doesn't really say anything.
Has Psychonauts been saved by Minecraft?
Has Psychonauts been saved by Minecraft? Just when it seemed that all hope was lost on a sequel to the beloved Psychonauts game ever appearing, Markus “Notch” Persson has thrown his trademark hat into the ring, claiming that he is willin
Editorial: Four irritatingly impossible games that made me put my foot through the TV
Editorial: Four irritatingly impossible games that made me put my foot through the TV We've played plenty of great games over the years, but there are certain old-school titles out there that drove us to incredible hulk levels of rage. Here's a look at four of them.
The Witcher devs think the Xbox pre-played games lock is “a bad thing”
The Witcher devs think the Xbox pre-played games lock is “a bad thing” The Witcher 2 developers CD Projekt speak out against the rumoured lock-out of pre-played games in the next generation of consoles.
Star Wars Dance Off… I wish I was joking
Star Wars Dance Off… I wish I was joking Apparently the upcoming Kinect Star Wars title is going to have a dancing mini-game in it.. I wish I was joking
Skylander giants incoming
Skylander giants incoming Activision has announced some new variations for it's hit title, Skylanders
Malicious hits the PSN with a gorgeous trailer this week
Malicious hits the PSN with a gorgeous trailer this week A hidden gem from Japan, Malicious is finally making its way to western audiences this week. See the trailer to experience the full beauty of this quirky game.
No UMD Passport for Western vita owners
No UMD Passport for Western vita owners Sony's reneged on its promise of backwards compatibility for the PlayStation Vita - but does it really matter?
The Darkness 2 reclassified due to sexiness

 - January 11th, 2012
The latest escapades of gangster assassin Jackie Estacado hits our shores next month, and the sequel to the cult classic shooter is looking quite impressive, and perhaps a tad gruesome, at the moment. All those scenes of long, hard tendrils going in and out of human bodies, thrusting their way through over and over again, has resulted in a high ... [»]

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Gamescom 2011: Lollipop Chainsaw–Zombie game of the year?

 - August 17th, 2011
What happens when you take an 18 year old cheerleader (they’ve made sure to confirm she’s over 18), put her in a skimpy outfit and set her loose in a school full of zombies? Well you get the ... [»]

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The Witcher 2 screenshots (NSFW)

 - May 9th, 2011
Ripten have posted up around 250 screenshots taken from a preview build of The Witcher 2, these were all taken on the Ultra/Uber graphic settings from a pretty impressive PC and are really quite impressive. However instead of stealing all 250 screenshots I thought I’d just grab a ... [»]

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Catherine – a game about giant babies, sheep and sex or something

 - January 11th, 2011
Every time the gaming industry is looking nice and orderly the Japanese decide to invade and release a trailer which is going to give me nightmares or something. I have absolutely no idea what is going on in this trailer but there is a baby, naked ladies, sheep, ... [»]

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Kinect sex is here–Don’t expect a Microsoft sanctioned version though

 - January 7th, 2011
Every time a new technology is released the adult entertainment industry does its best to harness that technology and bring all the lonely people (or playful couples) the best of this new modern technology. With Kinects motion sensing ability being hacked on the PC it isn’t any surprise ... [»]

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Girls Who Game Get More Sex

 - October 19th, 2010
Cosmopoliton, the women’s magazine that feature’s more scantily-clad women than most magazines has a habit of dispensing advice relating to carnal matters.In their latest bit of dating counsel, they recommend women who fancy a bit of pickle tickling get a Wii or visit an arcade. Why? Video games lead to more sex!According to the quintessential women’s lifestyle magazine, girls who play games get their bellies tickled from the inside four times a week, once more ... [»]

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Splatterhouse talks to Joystiq – no sex for us please, we’re murderers

 - August 2nd, 2010
It’s becoming an age old complaint of mature open minded individuals out there, why is it okay that games can have ever increasing levels of violence and gore but still to this day anything of a sexual nature is deemed as completely ... [»]

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Video Game Condoms

 - July 2nd, 2010
Ben Marsh has created – as a bit of an art project – a series of videogame themed prophylactics. The  whole package looks like a cardboard Gameboy, with each individually boxed condom spoofing a popular game. He created them to "create a desire to purchase the product for aesthetic reasons, rather than the necessity of condoms," because it’s not like gamers are ever getting laid, right? Here’s what’s inside ... [»]

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In Other News – May 24, 2010

 - May 24th, 2010
Men prefer gaming over sex? Lk SRSLY? According to a study done in California, men had higher levels of adrenaline after playing games than after doing the nasty with their lady-friends. Here's other gaming related blue sentences that you may have missed. News Men prefer gaming over sex Super Mario Galaxy 2 screens impress Lost Planet 2 ... [»]

You Really Care
Lovechess Salvage – Virtual Chess Pawn

 - May 18th, 2010
It seems nerds may have gotten bored of the deluge of free porn on the internet. Chess is a king amongst games – a deep, strategic game representing the distilled fundamentals of war that’s been enjoyed by some of the world’s best thinkers. It’s a game that’s characterised by forward thinking, and planning ahead. Thanks to Lovechess Salvage, that planning ... [»]

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In Other News – Wednesday 21/04/2010

 - April 21st, 2010
Here's some cool gaming related stuff you may have missed. Feel free to leave a comment below with regards to any of the posts below. Stuff: Free Download - Splinter Cell: Conviction Starter Kit PDF - Major Nelson Free Download - Tritonal Trance Remix Of Halo 3 Theme Song "Never Forget" - Gamersdaily Things: Two More Villians ... [»]


Fable III Allows you To Impregnate Your Xbox Live Mates

 - April 13th, 2010
Fable II’s online co-op was, for lack of a more euphemistic term, rubbish. It arrived as an add-on patch way too late, and was broken beyond the point of being playable. Not letting co-op partners use their avatars was an egregious boo-boo, too. Lionhead looks to fix all of that with Fable III’s online co-op will be a little ... [»]

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God of War 3 Release Trailer

 - March 17th, 2010
God of War 3 is now available to pick up at all good shops and if you have a PS3 there really isn’t any good reason for you to not get it. However if you are still not convinced by the all round great reviews and exceptional feedback then Sony has ... [»]

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BioWare lashes out at self censorship claims

 - February 8th, 2010
If Nick and Geoff (and the rest of the Internet) are to be believed then Mass Effect 2 is one of the best gaming experiences of all time. We will have our official review up soon but I think it’s safe to say that ... [»]

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Heavy Rain will have sex but it won’t be porn

 - January 15th, 2010
Heavy Rain has now gotten to a place in my mind where it can simply do no wrong. It seems that everytime I see something new about the game it pushes that one step further into being the perfect interactive experience. Heavy Rain’s ... [»]

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