Look at all those people. Playing new games. They think they’re better than you. They think just because they don’t have to eat cardboard, they can gloat about their new purchase of The Witcher 3 or Destiny’s DLC. WELL TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME! Well, not really, because that’s the whole point of holding a grudge while being broke. But two people can indeed play a cheaper game, which is an analogy that I have no idea where I’m going with. Hit the page jump for cheap games then.
Cheap games! Get yer cheap games! Hot off the developer’s oven! Get it on a stick! It’s bleeding sale, innit?
It’s almost the end of the month. Soon, we won’t be dining on cheap dog food! Nope, it’ll be gourmet canned dog food for a week or two! Ha! Still, you may have a few bucks left to spare. You could be kind and give said cash to a charity. Or you could not waste your cash and spend it on yourself instead, because it’s not like you’re getting anything tangible in return from those damn orphans. Fortunately, there’s a PSN flash sale. So buy. Spend. CONSUME!
Hey. that’s a nice backlog you got there. Real nice, right Geoff? And look at this! You’ve almost finished it! Just a few more games to go! It’d be a shame if something were to happen to it. A right shame. Oops! I seem to have accidentally gifted you an entire anniversary of games there guv. A right shame that is…
Hey, I know we’re no longer on speaking terms since I told you about the Humble Store Winter Sale. I just wanted to apologise. How was I to know you’d blow all your savings like that though? Anyways, I think we should be friends again, come on, for old times sake at least! Listen, I've got some inside information on cheap games, guaranteed to give you hours of entertainment and save you mone… hey wait, where are you going?
Phew, my wallet somehow survived the Steam Exploration Sale! It’s only temporarily safe though, as an inevitable Christmas sale is probably just around the corner. In preparation, I’ve upped my defenses to Valve’s platform tenfold, ensuring a guaranteed survival against another discounted onslaught. Hang on a second, who’s that on the horizon? A counter-attack? Oh thank goodness, they’re waving a white fla… wait a second. Humble Store, what are you doing? WHY ARE YOU WAVING THOSE CHEAP GAMES IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION? MEDIC!
The Winter Sale has started on GoG.com and they are kicking off with a nice present. Not only will you be able to get all kinds of awesome games at stupidly low prices, you can also get a timeless classic for nothing, if you're quick enough.
This is the time of year that I miss my country. I know it's dumb, but there's something about eating far too much turkey (and mainly stuffing) with family, getting drunk, and then going out and spending a ridiculous amount of money on Black Friday sales. The food, the sales... it's a good time to be in 'merica. However, South Africa has finally gotten on the Black Friday bandwagon, and your wallet will beg for mercy.
It’s that time of the year again. The time for gaudy decorations, fruit cake that is harder than reinforced concrete and gifts under the tree that are bound to disappoint. Yes, I’m still bitter about the fact that I literally got a bar of soap for Christmas. Still, if there’s a gamer or two in your life, then now is the time to grab a gift early on the latest Steam sale, and squirrel that away. Here’s what has the charts on fire.
We know that gaming is expensive. It's something we all love and see value in, but sometimes it can seriously hurt our wallets. As such, we try to let you know when you can save money - sometimes with special sales on digital games, or in this case, an amazing deal for an Xbox One.
All Hallows' Eve, or Halloween, is all about that time when those spirits from beyond return to haunt us. Remember the ghost of your paycheck, or how about the spirit of your backlog? Well prepare to light some candles, the Steam Halloween Sale has begun and it's after your money, and your soul.
I love random days like Halloween. It usually means large amounts of unnecessary candy, in-game themed community events, and sometimes, games for really cheap. PlayStation are throwing together some rather delicious specials to welcome in the scary event, all taking place over the next two weeks.
Hey you! Do you like killing stuff? Do you like it when said killed stuff drops loot? If you said yes to one or all of these, I’d imagine you are a big fan of Diablo III and its expansion, Reaper of Souls. If you’ve yet to try the action clickathon because you’ve been saving up those pennies, then today is your lucky day. Blizzard have both the core and expansion at 50% cheaper – so basically the increase for PS Plus, but in reverse!
Steam often has glorious sales that lead to epic backlogs, but the console gamers also need the love. PS Plus generally ensures that I always have a huge backlog of awesome games to play, but just in case I missed some, the PlayStation store has launched a sale that will make my bank account bleed.
The PlayStation Network is having a sale. It's actually been going for a while, but the games were pretty lame and I didn't want to waste your time or mine reporting on it. Now they've upped their game, and your wallet might just beg for mercy.