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Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 13 Oct 2014

You’ve already read the best coolest acceptable not so bad my review for Bayonetta 2. I hope. Dammit folks, I need this validation! Ahem, but there are other reviews out there. And much like your thoughts on that strange growth that is spreading on your face, it might be time for a second opinion. Which I wholeheartedly recommend doing anyway. So here’s a look at what other people have to say about Bayonetta 2 so far.

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 09 Oct 2014

OMG it’s rAge weekend! Geoff will be running the ship alone tomorrow (so be sure to give him lots of love) while we head off to The Dome for a showdown of Anchorman proportions with the other gaming media outlets. I’ve got my mace, face, and I’m ready for any kind of beatdown! Dammit Darryn, keep to formation. Sandy, you go first, I swear we’ve got your back. Zoe you just need to… wait, where is she? Is she STILL getting her hair done?

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 02 Oct 2014

As much as I craved summer, I miss winter just a little already. This heat uses some dark magic which converts the weight of my eyelids into anvils, and only napping seems to fix it. The dreams I have during those brief moments are becoming rather ridiculous. Just yesterday I dreamt that I was late with a review and Geoff told me not to worry about it. I woke up immediately because I knew the concept of Geoff being nice was just absurd!

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 18 Sep 2014

It’s quite obvious that my Lazygamer rain dance from last week didn’t work. I think if I had just grabbed some more cabbage from Sandy, it would have totally happened! Until then, I’ll be equipping night vision goggles to see through the dust storm that is Jozi at the moment. When did this place become such a desert anyway?

Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 18 Sep 2014

If you’re reading this, then the embargo for Disney Infinity 2.0 has most likely lifted, and reviews are pouring in for the Marvel-centric upgrade to that game. Last year saw the debut of Disney Infinity, and while it wasn’t perfect, the potential to grow was most certainly there. And all I can say is, make mine Marvel.

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 11 Sep 2014

Spring is in the air. Can you smell it? I certainly can. I can’t stop sneezing! I could really do with a violent bout of rain, which is why I am considering a casual rain dance in my back yard. I have essence of Geoff, shade of Zoe, tear of Darryn,  root of Gavin, and cabbage of Sandy. You have been warned… Lazygamer rains are coming!

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 04 Sep 2014

It has been a tough week for me. I’ve been fired several times for no real reason, kicked out of my imaginary mansion and into a tiny box for a Sims review, and even been accused of being horrible at rhyming. On the plus side, I still have Sandy as my butler… he just doesn’t know it yet!

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 28 Aug 2014

It’s the start of another week. You aren’t really keen for it, you just want the weekend to come sooner so you can play games for days. Wait… today is Thursday? Where the hell did the other days run off to? Heck if I know, weekend is basically here!

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 21 Aug 2014

Well would you look at that, my first ever ION! *Sniff* I grew up so fast! I’ve survived a certain Kardashian game, Germany, and even Geoff’s ba… oh sorry, we’ve run out of time!

Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 23 Jul 2014

So, you think that you’ve seen all that Dark Souls 2 has to offer, do you? Ha! I laugh at you! I laugh to the max! You have yet to face the dreaded Lazygamer Boss, a creature of unrivalled attitude, sloth and beer belly fat attacks! There’s no hope for success and hey what are you doing near our gem of power, stay away from that don’t hit it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 11 Jul 2014

Phase 2 of The International is now well underway, with many more games being played throughout the night (our time). Yesterday's games really mixed up the group standings, showing that the Chinese are looking to be dominant this year.

Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 13 May 2014

Here at Lazygamer.net (A proud partner of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated), we’re all massive fans of Borderlands 2. We’ve sunk dozens and dozens of hours into the game collectively, and the idea of some Borderlands on the go is actually rather intriguing. So what’s the game like then? Rather crap it seems.

Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 01 Apr 2014

April Fools is like Christmas for writers. It’s an excuse to exercise some creative talent, while an old Scrooge in the comments section yells bah humbug at everything posted. There’s a lot of great content posted on the first day of April. But this was some of the best.

Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 28 Jan 2014

What’s new is old again, amirite? Tomb Raider hit shelves last year on various consoles and PC to widespread acclaim. Nearly a year later, and the game is back in action, with some new-gen shine. Here’s what the critics have to say.